Val. What should I see then? Speed. Your owne present folly, and her passing deformitie: for hee beeing in loue, could not see to garter his hose; and you, beeing in loue, cannot see to put on your hose Val. Belike (boy) then you are in loue, for last morning You could not see to wipe my shooes Speed. True sir: I was in loue with my bed, I thanke you, you swing'd me for my loue, which makes mee the bolder to chide you, for yours Val. In conclusion, I stand affected to her Speed. I would you were set, so your affection would cease Val. Last night she enioyn'd me, To write some lines to one she loues Speed. And haue you? Val. I haue Speed. Are they not lamely writt? Val. No (Boy) but as well as I can do them: Peace, here she comes Speed. Oh excellent motion; oh exceeding Puppet: Now will he interpret to her Val. Madam & Mistres, a thousand good-morrows Speed. Oh, 'giue ye-good-ev'n: heer's a million of manners Sil. Sir Valentine, and seruant, to you two thousand Speed. He should giue her interest: & she giues it him Val. As you inioynd me; I haue writ your Letter Vnto the secret, nameles friend of yours: Which I was much vnwilling to proceed in, But for my duty to your Ladiship Sil. I thanke you (gentle Seruant) 'tis very Clerklydone Val. Now trust me (Madam) it came hardly-off: For being ignorant to whom it goes, I writ at randome, very doubtfully Sil. Perchance you think too much of so much pains? Val. No (Madam) so it steed you, I will write (Please you command) a thousand times as much: And yet - Sil. A pretty period: well: I ghesse the sequell; And yet I will not name it: and yet I care not. And yet, take this againe: and yet I thanke you: Meaning henceforth to trouble you no more Speed. And yet you will: and yet, another yet Val. What meanes your Ladiship? Doe you not like it? Sil. Yes, yes: the lines are very queintly writ, But (since vnwillingly) take them againe. Nay, take them Val. Madam, they are for you Silu. I, I: you writ them Sir, at my request, But I will none of them: they are for you: I would haue had them writ more mouingly: Val. Please you, Ile write your Ladiship another Sil. And when it's writ: for my sake read it ouer, And if it please you, so: if not: why so: Val. If it please me, (Madam?) what then? Sil. Why if it please you, take it for your labour; And so good-morrow Seruant. Exit. Sil. Speed. Oh Iest vnseene: inscrutible: inuisible, As a nose on a mans face, or a Wethercocke on a steeple: My Master sues to her: and she hath taught her Sutor, He being her Pupill, to become her Tutor. Oh excellent deuise, was there euer heard a better? That my master being scribe, To himselfe should write the Letter? Val. How now Sir? What are you reasoning with your selfe? Speed. Nay: I was riming: 'tis you y haue the reason Val. To doe what? Speed. To be a Spokes-man from Madam Siluia