Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
The first inconvenience of the transformation which I felt was a
thousand aches in my bones, a great disturbance in my inner man, and
a general sense of feebleness and impotency, highly vexatious and
tormenting. My eyesight was bad, my hearing indistinct, and, indeed,
all my senses were more or less confused; my hand trembled when I
lifted it to my face, my voice quavered while I spoke, and every effort
to breath seemed to fill my lungs with coal-gas and ashes. In a word, I
was a man of sixty years or more, with a constitution just breaking up,
if not already broken.
My resuscitation produced a hubbub of no ordinary character. My
sons--for, wonderful to be said, I _had_ sons, and I soon felt as if
they were in reality mine--were confounded, and so, doubtless, was
Barbara, the housekeeper; to the latter of whom it was perhaps owing
that I ever recovered from my swoon; for my two boys, overcome with
horror and despair, rushed out of the house, and it was a week before I
saw their faces again.
What added to the confusion was the discovery of my late body, lying
on the floor, no one being at all able to account for its appearance.
To this day, indeed, the thing remains a mystery among tailors and
shop-keepers. It was pretty generally considered that the unfortunate
I. D. Dawkins met his death by dunning, and I believe the coroner's
jury returned a verdict accordingly; but how he made his way into the
chamber of the usurer to give up the ghost, just at the moment the
other was resuming it, was never known. Some supposed he had visited
the old gentleman to borrow money, and had knocked his head against the
bedpost in despair upon finding the lender past lending. Speculation
was alive upon the subject for two full days, and was then buried in
the young gentleman's grave, along with his body and his memory; for
the memory of a dandy passeth away, unless recorded on the books of his
tailor.
I was confined to my bed a week, suffering with a complication of
disorders; for, though I possessed the power to reanimate a corpse, I
had none to conjure away its diseases. In this period I had leisure to
exchange all previous characteristics that might have clung to me, for
those that more properly belonged to my new casing; and when I rose
from my bed the transformation was in every particular complete. My
soul had lost its identity; it had taken its shape from the mould it
occupied; it was the counterpart of the soul of Abram Skinner.
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