Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
My last act as I. D. Dawkins was to chuckle over the prospect of
spending Abram Skinner's money; my first as Abram Skinner was to take
care it should be spent neither by myself nor by any one else. The
desire to enjoy myself had vanished; the thoughts of fine clothes,
horses and carriages, and so on, entered my mind no more. The only idea
that possessed me was, "What am I worth? how much more can I make myself
worth?" and the first thing I did, when I could sit in a chair, was to
ransack a certain iron chest that stood under my bed, containing my
prototype's books of accounts, over which I gloated with the mingled
anxiety and delight that had doubtless distinguished the studies of the
true Goldfist.
I found myself rich beyond all my previously-formed expectations;
and, glum and rigid as were now all my feelings, I think I should
have danced around my chamber for joy, had not the first flourish
of a leg introduced me to the pangs of rheumatism. I indulged my
rapture, therefore, in a soberer way; and while awaiting the period of
emancipation from my chamber, arranged a thousand plans for increasing
my wealth.
My sons had deserted me, but I was not left entirely to solitude.
I received divers visits from old fellows like myself, who, after
growling out a variety of wonder and congratulation at my return to
life, proceeded to counsel with me on subjects, the discussion of which
speedily brought me to the knowledge of my new condition, where it had
not been supplied by the iron chest and my instincts.
These persons formed a confraternity, of which it seems I, or rather
my prototype, Abram Skinner, was a prominent member; and the objects
of the association were to secure to each member the fruits of his
ambition with as little danger and trouble as possible. We were a
knot of what the censorious call stock-gamblers; and by working in
common, and playing into each other's hands, without taking pains to
acknowledge any connexion, we were pretty sure of our game.
It is astonishing how soon I entered into the spirit of my new
character. On previous occasions, the adaption of soul to body was a
work of time; but here it seemed the work of but a few hours. The cause
was, however, simple; Abram Skinner was possessed of but one, or, at
most, two characteristics, and with these I easily became familiar. The
love of money was the ruling passion; and this, I honestly confess,
came to me so naturally, that I was not conscious, while giving up my
whole soul to it, of any change of character whatever. Before I left
the house I was as busy shaving notes, receiving bonds, mortgages, and
pledges (for Abram Skinner was a gambler of all work), and devising
schemes for "cornering" and blowing high and low in the stock-market,
as if I had been born to the business.
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