Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
My whole landed possessions consisted of a farm of forty acres, which
I had, after the fashion of some of my richer neighbours in other
states, suffered to fall into the most wretched condition imaginable.
My meadow-lands, being broken in upon by the river, and neglected,
were converted into quagmires, reed-brakes, and cat-tail patches, the
only use of which was to shelter wild-fowl and mire cattle. However,
my live-stock was scanty enough, and the only sufferers were my
neighbours, whose cows easily made their way through my fences, and
stuck fast in the mud at their pleasure. My fields were overgrown
here with mullein and St. John's-wort, and there with sand-burs and
poke-berries. My orchards were in an equally miserable condition,--the
trees being old, rotten, or worm-eaten, half of them torn down by
the winds, and the remainder fit for nothing but fire-wood. My barn
was almost roofless; and as for a stable, I had so little occasion
for one, that my old negro-man Jim, of whom I shall have more to say
hereafter, or his wife Dinah, or both together, thinking they could
do nothing better with it, helped the winds to tear it to pieces,
especially in the winter, when it formed a very convenient wood-pile.
My dwelling-house was also suffering from decay. It was originally a
small frame building; but my father had added to it one portion after
another, until it became spacious; and the large porches in front and
on the rear, gave it quite a genteel, janty air. But this it could not
long keep; the sun and rain gradually drove the white paint from the
exterior, and the damps getting inside, the fine paper-hangings, pied
and spotted, peeled from the walls. The window-frames rotted, and the
glasses left them one after another; and one day in a storm one half
the front porch tumbled down, and the remainder, which I propped up as
well as I could, had a mighty mean and poverty-stricken appearance.
The same high wind carried away one of my chimneys, which, falling on
a corner of the roof, crushed that into the garret, and left one whole
gable-end in ruins.
It must not be supposed that my property presented altogether this
wretched appearance at the moment of my losses. It was in truth bad
enough then; but I am now describing it as it appeared some few years
after, when my miseries were accumulated in the greatest number, and I
was just as poor as I could be.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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