Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
The great difficulty, according to his belief, and a necessary
preliminary to all successful operations, was first to discover exactly
the spot where the treasure lay buried; and, indeed, this seemed to
be a very needful preliminary. The discovery was to be made only by
dreaming of the spot three nights in succession. As to dreaming twice,
that was nothing: Jim had twenty times dreamed two nights together that
he had fallen upon the spot; but upon digging it discovered nothing.
Having been so lucky as to dream of a place three successive nights,
then the proper way to secure the treasure, as he told me, would be,
to select a night when the moon was at the full, and begin digging
precisely at twelve o'clock, saying the Lord's prayer backwards all
the time, till the money was found. And here lay the danger; a single
blunder in the prayer, and wo betide the devotee! for the devil, who
would be standing by all the time, would that moment pounce upon his
soul, and carry it away in a flame of brimstone.
CHAPTER IX.
SHEPPARD LEE STUMBLES UPON A HAPPY MAN, AND QUARRELS WITH HIM.
While I sat pondering over these matters, and wondering whether _I_
could say the prayer backwards, and doubting (for, to my shame be
it spoken, I had not often, of late years, said it _forward_), I
heard a gun go off in the meadow; and rising, and walking that way,
I discovered a sportsman who had just shot a woodcock, which his dog
carried to him in his mouth. I knew the gunner at first sight to be a
gentleman of Philadelphia, by the name of Higginson, a brewer, who was
reputed to be very wealthy, and who had several times before visited
our neighbourhood, for the purpose of shooting. I knew little of him
except his name, having never spoken to him. The neighbours usually
addressed him as squire, though I knew not for what reason. He was a
man of forty or forty-five years old, somewhat fat and portly, but with
a rosy, hearty complexion, looking the very personification of health
and content; and, indeed, as I gazed at him, strolling up and down with
his dog and gun, I thought I had never before seen such a picture of
happiness.
But the sight only filled me with gloom and anger. "Here," said I to
myself, "is a man rich and prosperous, who passes his whole life in an
amusement that delights him, goes whither he likes, does what he will,
eats, drinks, and is merry, and the people call him squire wherever
he goes. I wish I were he; for, surely, he is the happiest man in the
world!"
While I pondered thus, regarding him with admiration and hatred
together, a bird rose at his feet, and he shot it; and the next moment
another, which he served in the same way.
I noted the exultation expressed in his countenance, and I was filled
with a sudden fury. I strode up to him while he was recharging his
piece, and as I approached him, he looked up and gave me a nod of so
much complacency and condescension together, that it rendered me ten
times madder than ever.
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