Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
I went therefore supperless to bed; but I dreamed of Captain Kid's
money, and the character of my dream was quite surprising. I thought
that my house had fallen down in a high wind, as, indeed, it was like
enough to do, and that I was sitting on a broken chair before the
ruins, when Squire Higginson made his appearance, looking, however,
like a dead man; for his face was pale, and he was swathed about with
a winding-sheet. Instead of a gun he carried a spade in his hand; and
a great black pig followed at his heels in place of his dog. He came
directly towards me, and looking me full in the face, said, "Sheppard
Lee, what are you doing here?" but I was struck with fear, and could
make no reply. With that, he spoke again, saying, "The sheriff is
coming to levy on your property; get up, therefore, and follow me."
So saying, he began to walk away, whistling to the pig, which ran at
his heels like a dog; and I found myself impelled to follow him. He
took the path to the Owl-roost, and, arriving there, came to a pause,
saying, "Sheppard Lee, you are a poor man, and eaten up with discontent;
but I am your friend, and you shall have all your wishes." He then
turned to the pig, which was rooting under a gum-tree, and blowing his
whistle, said, "Black Pig, show me some game, or I'll trounce you;"
and immediately the pig began to run about snuffing, and snorting, and
coursing like a dog, so that it was wonderful to behold him. At last
the squire, growing impatient, and finding fault with the animal's ill
success, for he discovered nothing, took a whip from under his shroud,
and fell to beating him; after which the pig hunted more to his liking;
and, having coursed about us for a while, ran up to the beech-tree,
under which I had sat the day before, and began with snout and hoof to
tear up the earth at its roots. "Oho!" said Squire Higginson, "I never
knew Black Pig to deceive me. We shall have fine sport now." Then,
putting the spade into my hands, he bade me dig, exhorting me to be of
good heart, for I was now to live a new life altogether. But before I
struck the spade into the earth he drew a mark on the ground, to guide
me, and the figure was precisely that of a human grave. Not daunted
by this circumstance, for in my dream it appeared natural enough, I
began to dig; and after throwing out the earth to a depth just equal
to the length of the spade, I discovered an iron coffin, the lid of
which was in three pieces, and, not being fastened in any way, was
therefore easily removed. Judge of my transports when, having lifted
up the piece in the middle, I found the whole coffin full of gold and
silver, some in the form of ancient coins, but the most of it in bars
and ingots. I would have lifted up the whole coffin, and carried it
away at once, but that was impossible; I therefore began to fill my
pockets, my hat, my handkerchief, and even my bosom; until the squire
bade me cease, telling me I should visit the treasure at the same hour
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