Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
I therefore ceased my endeavours, and began to moralize, in a mournful
mood, upon his condition and mine. He was dead, and so was I; but there
seemed to be this difference between us, namely, that I had lost my
body, and he his soul,--for after looking hard about me, I could see
nothing of it. His body, as it lay there in the bushes, was perfectly
useless to him, and to all the world beside; and my spirit, as was
clear enough, was in a similar predicament. Why might I not, that is
to say, my spirit,--deprived by an unhappy accident of its natural
dwelling,--take possession of a tenement which there remained no spirit
to claim, and thus, uniting interests together, as two feeble factions
unite together in the political world, become a body possessing life,
strength, and usefulness?
As soon as this idea entered my mind (or _me_, for I was all mind), I
was seized with the envy that possessed me when I first met the squire
shooting over my marshes. "How much better it would be," I thought, "to
inhabit his body than my own! In my own fleshly casing, I should revive
only to poverty and trouble;" (I had forgot all about Captain Kid's
money) "whereas, if once in the body of Squire Higginson, I should step
out into the world to possess riches, respect, content, and all that
man covets. Oh that I might be Squire Higginson!" I cried.
The words were scarce out of my mouth, before I felt myself vanishing,
as it were, into the dead man's nostrils, into which I--that is to say,
my spirit--rushed like a breeze of air; and the very next moment I
found myself kicking the fence to pieces in a lusty effort to rise to
my feet, and feeling as if I had just tumbled over it.
"The devil take the fence, and that Jersey kill-deer that keeps it
in such bad order!" I cried, as I rose up, snatching at my gun, and
whistling for my dog Ponto. _My_ dog Ponto! It was even the truth;
I was no more Sheppard Lee, the poor and discontented,--no longer a
disimbodied spirit, wandering about only to frighten dogs out of their
senses; but John Hazlewood Higginson, Esq., solid and substantial in
purse and flesh, with a rosy face, and a heart as cheerful as the
morning, which was now reddening over the whole east. If I had wanted
any proof of the transformation beyond that furnished by my own senses
and sensations, it would have been provided by my dog Ponto, who now
came running up, leaping on and about me with the most extravagant joy.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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