Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
"Faith, sir," said he, looking at me in surprise, "if you can do that,
the case is not so ridiculous as I thought. Really, Mr. Higginson, I
was rather amused than otherwise at the charge brought against you,
not supposing you knew any thing of, or had any connexion whatever
with, the disappearance of poor Sheppard Lee. But, since you talk of
secrets, sir, I must inform you, I am not the person you should make
any confessions to. I must again recommend you to employ counsel."
And with that he was about leaving me, but I arrested him. "Stop,
Jack," said I (his name was John Darling, and he is very well known
in the state, though he was turned out of office), "you and I are old
friends, and we must have a talk together."
At these words he gave me a hard stare, looking more astonished than
ever.
"Jack," said I, taking him by the hand, "I'll make you stare harder
than that. Sheppard Lee is no more dead than I am; though, as for his
body, I believe Old Nick has got it. Now, my boy, I take it you will
act as a friend in this matter, and not blab my secret: but the truth
is, it is John H. Higginson who is dead, and _I_ who am living."
"The deuse it is!" said the lawyer, whose amazement set me into a
capital humour. "And pray, sir," he added, "if John H. Higginson is
dead, who are _you_?"
"Sheppard Lee!" said I, bursting into a laugh, "only that you see me
now in John H. Higginson's body."
I then proceeded to inform him, as I have informed the reader, of my
digging for the treasure, of my sudden death, of the visit of my spirit
to old Turnbuckle's, of the disappearance of my body, of my finding
and entering that of Squire Higginson, in which he now saw me, and, in
fine, of all the other circumstances connected with the transformation;
all which he heard like a man whom the novelty of the relation
astounded into marble.
"Upon my soul," said he, when I had done, "you have told me a most
surprising story. And so you really think yourself Sheppard Lee--that
is, Sheppard Lee's spirit in Squire Higginson's body?"
"_Think_ myself, sir!" said I, a little fiercely.
"Do you presume to slight my veracity, sir? or to doubt my common
sense?"
"By no means," said he; "I have the utmost respect for both. Your story
has completely satisfied me of your innocence. A most wonderful story,
sir! truly, a most wonderful story!" And repeating these words over and
over again, he fell to nodding his head and musing, staring at me all
the time, like one who is lost in wonder; and then suddenly rousing up,
he burst into a roar of laughter. Seeing that I was incensed at his
merriment, he hastened to apologize, declaring that he was not laughing
at my story, but at the absurdity he had been so nigh committing in
endicting me for my own murder; and he added, that my relation was
altogether the most remarkable he had ever heard in his life.
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