Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
Day after day, between the hours of five and six in the afternoon,
I observed Mr. Cutclose, the tailor, descend from his marble steps,
and climb upon the back of a horse, to take the evening air. He
rode like one who had taken his chief lessons on the shop-board;
and I often wondered he did not draw up his legs, and sit on the
saddle hunker-fashion at once; but what particularly struck me
was the compliment he paid himself of wearing his own coats, cut
American-fashion about the arm-holes, and so keeping himself in
purgatory all day long. He used to give parties every fortnight, and
invite all the dandies whom he had down in his tick-book; by which
means his entertainments were rendered highly genteel and fashionable.
Next door to Mr. Cutclose lived the great lawyer of our square, the
celebrated Coke Butterside, Esq. I could see him sally out every
morning with his green bag, which he carried in his own hands, either
because he intended to be a candidate at the next Congressional
election, and would seem democratic, or because he was afraid, if
he intrusted it to another, the devil might snap it up as his own
property. He had a lordly, self-satisfied air about him, as if he felt
the full merit of his vocation, and prided himself upon having more men
by the ears than any other in the whole city. His bow was exceedingly
condescending, and his look protecting.
Nearer at hand was the dwelling of the old note-shaver--old Goldfist,
as they called him, though his true name was Skinner. He was horribly
rich, and such a miserly, insatiable old hunks, that although he had
ostensibly retired from business (he was originally a pawn-broker)
for some six or seven years, he still kept up his trade in a certain
way, that was not so reputable as gainful, and of which I shall have
occasion to say something by-and-by. He was said to be a good friend of
such desperate young gentlemen as moved in high life, and had passable
expectations from rich uncles and parents, but he was said to hold his
friendship at very extortionate prices. How such a skinflint as he
ever came to live in a good house and in a fashionable quarter, was a
question not easy to solve. But according to Tim my brother-in-law's
story, he came for economy, having got the house of a demolished
aristocrat who had fallen into his clutches, and found it in so
dilapidated a condition that he chose to live in it himself rather than
submit to the expense of preparing it for a tenant. It brought him,
moreover, nearer to his customers; and perhaps the old curmudgeon, who
had a daughter and a brace of hopeful sons, had a hope of thus getting
them into society.
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