Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
"To be sure you have," said Tickle, laughing; "but why need you tell me
so? I am no shop-keeper."
"I mean," said I, in alarm, "demmee, that I have lost it, and with that
hundred-dollar bill my brother Tim--"
"Your brother Tim!" said Tickle; "who's he?"
I was struck all aback. I remembered that I was I. D. Dawkins.
Tickle perceived my confusion, and enjoyed it, attributing it to
another cause.
"Right!" said he, grinning with delight; "but don't make any pretence
with me. I didn't expect you to have any money; and, the Lord be
thanked, I have. I'll square your account, my dear fellow, and help you
to a pigeon besides."
With these words, and many others not needful to be mentioned, he
led the way down stairs, where he became astonishingly grave and
dignified--a peculiarity I found myself falling into--slapped his ratan
against his legs, called for "his friend Dawkins's bill," and paid
it--that is, I suppose he did, for I stalked out upon the porch, as if
I considered such vulgar matters beneath my notice.
Here, being soon joined by Tickle, and the day proving uncommonly fine,
we set out on foot towards the city; and I was conducted by my friend
to the door of my own lodgings.
CHAPTER IV.
IN WHICH SHEPPARD LEE HAS AN INTERVIEW WITH A LADY, WHO TELLS HIM A
SECRET.
"In and mount," said Tickle: "I see Jem Puddle in the street yonder,
and I have an idea I can borrow fifty dollars of him. I will drop round
on you by-and-by."
So saying, Tickle started off and left me at the door of my lodgings.
I had a sort of confused recollection of the place, though I had never
seen it before in my life;--the dingy bricks and weather-stained
marble, the rickety old iron railing on the steps, and the ugly,
worn-out brass plate, with the "J. SNIGGLES" engraved thereon, rose on
my memory like old acquaintances who had grown out of it. The house
might have been a fashionable one in its day; nay, for the matter of
that, it was not so humble in appearance but that a gentleman might
have lived in it, if too poor to inhabit a better; and though out of
the world, being in a street called Eighth, it was within hail of
Chestnut: nevertheless, it was but a poor place compared with my late
dwelling, _my_ house, in Chestnut; the recollection of which, together
with the reflection that I entered this only as a lodger, somewhat
abated the transport of my joy. "Ah!" thought I, "what a pity, in giving
up John H. Higginson's gout and wife, I had also to give up his house
and money!" But the recollection of the two first-named possessions was
fresh upon me, and I ceased to murmur.
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