Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
I was then at a loss how to pass my time, until a neighbour, who bred
fine horses, persuaded me to buy a pair of blooded colts, and try my
luck on the turf; and this employment, though rather too full of cares
and troubles to suit me exactly, I followed with no little spirit,
and became more proud of my horses than I can well express, until I
came to try them on the race-course, where it was my luck, what with
stakes and betting together, to lose more money in a single day, than
my father had ever made in two years together. I then saw very clearly
that horse-racing was nothing better than gambling, and therefore both
disreputable and demoralizing; for which reason I instantly gave it up,
heartily sick of the losses it had occasioned me.
My overseer, or steward,--for such he may be considered,--whom I always
esteemed a very sensible fellow, for he was shrewd and energetic,
and at least ten years my senior, then advised me, as I was a young
man, with money enough, to travel a little, and see the world: and
accordingly I went to New-York, where I was robbed of my luggage and
money by a villain whose acquaintance I made in the steamboat, and
whom I thought a highly intelligent, gentlemanly personage; though,
as it afterward appeared, he was a professor from Sing-Sing, where he
had been sawing stone for two years, the governor of New-York having
forgiven him, as is the custom, the five other years for which he was
committed for, I believe, a fraud committed on his own father.
This loss drove me home again; but being re-encouraged by my overseer,
I filled my purse and set out a second time, passing up the Hudson
river, with which I was prodigiously pleased, though not with the
Overslaugh, where we stuck fast during six hours. I then proceeded
to Saratoga, where I remained for two weeks, on account of its being
fashionable; but, I declare to Heaven, I was never so tired of any
place in my life. I then went to Niagara, which, in spite of the great
noise it made, I thought the finest place in the world; and there, I
think, I should have continued all summer, had it not been for the
crowds of tiresome people that were eternally coming and going, and
the great labour of climbing up and down the stairs. However, I was so
greatly pleased with what I saw, both at Niagara and along the way,
that I should have repeated my travels in after years, as the most
agreeable way of passing time, had it not been for the dangers and
miseries of such enterprises; for, first, the coaches were perpetually
falling over, or sticking in the mud, or jolting over stones, so that
one had no security of life or limb; and, secondly, the accommodations
at the inns along the road were not to my liking, the food being cooked
after the primitive systems of Shem, Ham, and Japheth, and the beds
stuck together in the rooms as if for boys at a boarding-school. It
is possible that these things are better ordered now; but, from what
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