Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
Although I now look upon those three weeks of my life as three weeks of
existence out of which I cheated myself, I was nevertheless so greatly
delighted at first by the way in which I spent them, that I had almost
forgotten my uncle Wilkins; and when I did think of him, it was only
with renewed contempt and indifference. Finding, however, that the old
fellow had called upon me three or four times during my absence from
my lodgings, on as many different days, and remembering what he had
said of his riches, it occurred to me that I might as well pay him a
visit, were it only to satisfy Mr. Sniggles and Nora Magee, both of
whom manifested great uneasiness at my undutiful conduct. It occurred
to me, moreover, that although my uncle Wilkins was not a lending man,
my cousin Sammy might be; and as I had now existed four different
days without a single sixpence in my pocket, and began to be heartily
ashamed of such a state of things, I thought it would be as well to pay
the rustics a visit; and putting on a new coat which Snip had just sent
me, to seal our reconciliation and secure my seven extravagant cousins,
I started off forthwith.
As my evil luck would have it, I found the old gentleman on the point
of setting out to pay me a fifth visit, and I had the satisfaction,
just as I placed my foot on the porch of the hotel, in full view of
some half a dozen respectable-looking people who were congregated
there, to receive an embrace from Mr. Samuel Wilkins, with the old
white fur hat, accompanied by a vocal salutation of, "Oho! Ikey, my
boy, and so you _have_ come, have you? Ods bobs, but I began to think
you was ashamed of your relations.!"
"Not I," said I; "I am never ashamed of my relations." And I looked
around me with dignity, so that all present might perceive I was
condescending. I supposed I should find some of the spectators
giggling, but was agreeably surprised when I beheld among them nothing
but grave looks of respect. Indeed, two or three old gentlemen that
I knew by sight, and who were what you call "stanch citizens"--that
is, rich old fellows, not very genteel, but highly respected--made me
low bows; and I heard one of them, as I passed with my uncle into the
hotel, whisper to another, "It is the rich old rascal's nephew; quite a
promising young man."
I began to feel a greater esteem for my uncle, for I saw that others
respected him. Everybody seemed to know him and make way for him;
seeing which, I grew more condescending than ever, and instantly began
to apologize for my seeming neglect, by pleading that I had been
engaged night and day in preparing the way for the admission of him and
my cousins, Sammy and Pattie, into good society.
"You want a house in a fashionable quarter," said I--
"Ods bobs," said he, "yes; and I've been looking all over town, from
the glass-works down to the navy-yard, and seen a power of them."
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