"I flatter myself I can suit you," said I, "and better than you can yourself. Besides," said I, "I have been looking for carriages and horses." "Why," said my uncle, "it's expensive keeping horses in a city; and I was against it; but there's Pattie says we can't do without 'em." "Exactly so," said I: "you must live like a gentleman, or there's no getting or keeping in society. And, besides, I have been stirring up the beaux and belles to come and see my cousin, the fair--I say, uncle, eged, has she no other name than Pattie?" "Yes," said my uncle Wilkins, "there's Abby,--that's Abigail--Martha Abigail Wilkins; called her after her grandmother and aunt, and hoped aunt Abby would leave her something; but she didn't." Martha Abigail Wilkins! Worse and worse; I despaired of doing any thing, if I even wished it, for a creature with such a name. But what I had done--that is, what I _said_ I had done (for I had done nothing), had produced a great effect on my uncle, and put him into such a good-humour with me, that he seized me by the hand, swore I was the right sort of a dog after all, and, reaching the door of his private parlour, where the fair Martha Abigail was sitting, he kicked it open, crying aloud, "Here, Pattie, you puss, here's your cousin Ikey, the dandy--as fine a whole-hog fellow as ever you saw--ods bobs, give 'm a buss." I looked upon the unsophisticated rustic who was called upon to manifest her breeding in such an agricultural style; and, upon my soul, I was quite surprised to find in her, the aforesaid Pattie Abigail, one of the nicest little creatures I had ever laid eyes on, of a most genteel figure, tolerably well dressed, considering she had been brought up in the country, and with a sweet, prudish face, that was quite agreeable to look on. She smiled and she blushed, then laughed and blushed again; but, without waiting to be bidden a second time, tripped up to me, gave me both her hands, and saying, "Cousin Ikey, how do you do?" with a voice that was charming in every word save one--the infernal "Ikey"--she very innocently turned her cheek up to be saluted. I felt myself called upon to give her a lesson in politeness, and therefore put my lips to her hand, saying, Cousin P--P--Pattie--ehem, the girls will all call her petty-patty--Petty-patty Wilkins--I beg your pardon; but it is quite ungenteel and vulgar to kiss a lady; that is to say, in common cases. But--"As I spoke, I admired her beauty the more, and began to think the etiquette in such cases was absurd--But, as we are cousins, I think that alters the case entirely."