Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
I believe that when we began to collect these offensive weapons
we had but vague ideas of mischief, thinking rather of defending
ourselves from some meditated outrage on the part of our master, than
of beginning an assault upon him ourselves. But now, the armory being
complete, and several cunning fellows, who had been spying out among
the surrounding plantations, bringing us word that the gangs (so they
sometimes call the whole number of hands on a farm) of most of them
were ready to strike with us for freedom; another having brought us
word that a great outbreaking had already taken place south of James
river, which, however, was not true; a third reminding us that we were
more numerous than our masters; and a fourth bidding us remember that
the negroes had once, as the little book told us, been the masters of
all the white men in the world, and might be again; I say, these things
being represented to us, as we were handling our arms and thinking what
execution we could do with them, we shook hands together, and kissing
the little pamphlet (for which we had conceived a high regard), as we
had seen white men kiss the book in courts of law, we swore we would
exterminate all the white men in Virginia, beginning with our master
and his family.
12. CHAPTER XII.
HOW THE SPOILS OF VICTORY WERE INTENDED TO BE DIVIDED.
The chief men in the conspiracy were, by all consent, the fellow called
Governor, of whom I have said so much before; Parson Jim, who, although
a little in the background at first, had soon taken a foremost stand,
and was, indeed, the first to propose murder; myself,--not that I was
really very active or fiery in the matter, but because I had become
prominent as the reader of the little book; Cesar, the blacksmith;
and a fellow named Zip, or Scipio, who was the chief fiddler and
banjo-player, and had been therefore in great favour with the family,
until he lost it by some misconduct.
The parson having uttered the diabolical proposal I mentioned before,
and seeing it well received, got up to make a speech to inflame our
courage. There was in his oration a good deal of preaching, with a
considerable sprinkling of scraps from the Bible, such as he had picked
up in the course of his clerical career. What he chiefly harped on was
that greatness of the negro nation spoken of before, and he discoursed
so energetically of the great kings and generals, "the great Faroes and
Cannibals," as he called them, who had distinguished the race in olden
time, that all became ambitious to figure with similar dignity in story.
"What _you_ speak faw, pawson?" said Governor, interrupting him, and
looking round with the air of a lord; "I be king, hah? and hab my
sarvants to wait on me!"
"What you say dah, Gub'nor?" cried Zip the fiddler, with equal spirit:
"You be king, I be president."
"I be emp'ror, like dat ah nigga in High-ty!" said another.
"I be constable!" cried a fourth.
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