Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
"You be cuss'! you no go for de best man!" cried Governor, in a heat:
"I be constable myself, and I lick any nigga I like! Who say me _no_,
hah? I smash him brain out--dem nigga!" Governor was a tyrant already,
and all began to be more or less afraid of him. "I'll be de great man,
and I shall hab my choice ob de women: what you say _dat_? I sall hab
Missa Isabella faw my wife! Who say me _no_ dah?"
"Berry well!" cried Scipio: "I hab Missa Edie"--that is, Miss Edith,
the next in age, who was, however, not yet thirteen, and therefore but
a poor little child.
"Brudder Zip," said Jim the parson, "I speak fust dah! The labourer is
wordy ob his hiah--I shall put my hand to de plough, and I shall hab
Missa Edie for _my_ wife. Arter me, if you please, brudder Zip!"
"Hold you jaw, Zip," said King Governor to the fiddler, who was ready
to knock the parson down. "You shall hab Massa Maja's wife, and you
shall cut his head off fust. As faw de oder niggas he-ah, what faw use
ob quar'lin? We shall have wifes enough when we kills white massas;
gorry! we shall hab pick!"
And thus my companions apportioned among themselves, in prospective,
the wives and daughters of their intended victims; and thus, doubtless,
they would have apportioned them in reality, had the bloody enterprise
been allowed the success its projectors anticipated. I remember that my
blood suddenly froze within my veins when the conspiracy had reached
this point; and the idea of seeing those innocent, helpless maidens
made the prey of brutal murderers, was so shocking to my spirit that I
lost speech, and could scarce support myself on my feet.
While I stood thus confused among them, the conspirators determined
upon a plan of action by which, as far as I understood it, the houses
of my master and his son, the two being previously murdered, were to
be set on fire at the same moment, on the following night, and at the
sight of the flames the slaves on several neighbouring plantations were
to fall upon their masters in like manner: after which, the gangs from
all the burnt estates were to meet at a common rendezvous, and march
in a body against the neighbouring village, the sacking of which they
joyously looked forward to as the first step in a career of conquest
and triumph--in other words, of murder and rapine.
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