"Sister Ann," said I, "the more you speak of my digestive apparatus, the more--augh--the more I am convinced you don't know what you are talking about. I am resolved to get up and eat my dinner--" "Of bran bread and hickory ashes," said my sister. "Of canvass-back ducks and terapins," said I. At which Miss Ann Megrim expressed terror and aversion, and endeavoured to convince me that such indulgence would be punished by a horrible indigestion, as had been the case a thousand times before. But cogent as were her arguments, I had, or felt, one still stronger on my side, being a savage appetite, which was waking within that very digestive apparatus she held in such disesteem, and which became the more eager the more she besought me to resist it. The discussion was so far advantageous that it set me wide awake; and by-and-by, the zealous Epaminondas having made his second appearance, I succeeded, with his assistance, in getting on my clothes and descending to the dining-room, where, to the great horror and grief of my affectionate relative, I demolished two ducks and a half (being the true canvass-backs, or _white-backs_, as they call them in that country), and a full grown tortoise, of the genus _emys_, and species _palustris_. And in this operation, I may say, I found the first excitement of pleasure which I had yet known in my new body, and displayed an energy of application of which I did not before know that I was capable. Nor am I certain that any ill consequences followed the meal. I felt, indeed, a strong propensity to throw myself on a sofa and recruit after the labours of eating; but this Miss Megrim resisted, insisting I should get into my carriage (for it seems I had one, and a very handsome one too), and drive about to avoid a surfeit. In this I consented to gratify her wishes, whereby I gratified one of my own; for I fell sound asleep within five minutes after starting, and so remained until the excursion was over. Then, being as hungry as ever, and not knowing what else to do, I picked my teeth over a newspaper, and nodded at a novel until supper was got ready, which (disregarding Miss Megrim's exhortations, as before) I attacked with the good-will I had carried to my dinner, eating on this occasion two terapins and a half and one whole duck, of the genus _anas_, and species _vallisneria_.[1] The only ill consequences were, that I dreamed of the devil and his imps all night, and that I awoke in a crusty humour next morning. [Footnote 1: I had these learned names of a scientific doctor in the village, and I have see them also in the newspapers.] 2. CHAPTER II. THE HAPPY CONDITION IN WHICH SHEPPARD LEE IS AT LAST PLACED.