Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
It consisted of an infinite variety of fragments from the bodies of
animals and human beings, imitations, as I supposed at first, in wax,
or some other suitable substance, and done to the life; but Tibbikens
assured me they were real specimens, taken from animal bodies, and
converted by scientific processes, known only to the exhibiter, into
the substances we now saw; some being stony and harder than flint, some
again only a little indurated, while others retained their natural
softness, elasticity, and other peculiarities of texture. There were
a dozen or more human feet, as many hands, three heads (one of which
was a woman's with long hair, and another a child's), a calf's head,
a dog's leg, the ear of a pig, the nose of a horse, an ox's liver and
heart, a rat, a snake, and a catfish, and dozens of other things that I
cannot now remember, all of which were surprisingly natural to behold,
especially the head of the woman with the long hair, which looked as
if it had just been cut off--or rather not cut off at all, for there
was no appearance of death about it whatever, the lips and cheeks being
quite ruddy, and the eyes open and bright, though fixed.
"So much for science!" said Tibbikens. "Look at that boy's head! it
don't look so well as the others; but who would believe it was solid
stone? Sir, it is stone, and silicious stone too; for last night I
did myself knock fire out of its nose with the back of my knife; and
that's the cause of the nick there on the nostril. Well now, there's
the man's head; its texture is ligneous, or, to speak more strictly,
imperfectly carbonaceous, though the doctor calls it calcareous. But
the wonder of all is the woman's head; look at _that_! That, sir, is
neither silicious nor carbonaceous, but fleshy--I say, sir, _fleshy_.
It remains in its natural condition; the skin is soft and resilient;
you see the naturalness of the colour, of the lips, and, above all,
of the eyes. And yet, sir, that head, that flesh is indestructible,
unless, indeed, by fire, and strong acids or alkalis. It is _embalmed_,
sir! embalmed according to the new process of this doctor with the
unpronounceable Dutch name; and I can tell you, sir, that the man
is a chymist such as was never heard of before. Davy, Lavoisier,
Berzelius--sir, I presume to say they are fools to him, and will be
as soon forgotten as their stupid, uncivilized system. How little
they knew of the true science of chymistry! They stopped short at the
elements--our doctor here converts one element into another!"
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