Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
Tibbikens spoke with an air of consequence and some little oratorical
emphasis, for he was surrounded by spectators, who listened to what
he said with reverence. As for me, the little interest excited in my
bosom by the novelty of the exhibition had begun to wear away, and I
was sinking again into apathy--the faster, perhaps, for the doctor's
conversation, of which I had a sufficiency every day--and I suppose I
should, in a few moments, have lost all consciousness of what was going
on around me, when suddenly a buzz began, and a murmuring of voices,
saying, "Here comes the doctor! now we shall have the grand show!"
At the same moment a grinding organ began its lugubrious grunting
and squeaking, and the master of the exhibition, stalking up to the
table, and making his patrons a sweeping semicircular bow, cried, in a
rumbling bass voice, and in accents strongly foreigh,--
"Zhentlemens and leddees--I peg you will excuse me for keep you
waiting. Vat you see here, zhentlemens and leddees, is very
strange--pieces of de poddies human and animal, shanged py a process
of philosophie very astonish, misty, and unknown to de multitude; some
hard shtone, some shtone not so hard, and some not shtone at all. But I
shall show you de representation vich is de triumph of art, de vonder
of science, de excellence of philosophie! For, zhentlemens and leddees,
I am no mountepank and showmans, put a man of de science, a friend of
de species human, and a zhentleman of de medical profession; and vat I
make dese tings for is not for show, nor for pastime, nor for de money,
but for de utilitie of de vorld."
"Surely," thought I to myself, "I have heard that voice before!"
I looked into the man's face as soon as the spectators had cleared away
a little--for I was too indifferent to put myself to any trouble--and
I said to myself--nay, I said aloud to Tibbikens, "Surely I have seen
that man before!"
"Where?" said Tibbikens.
"In Jersey," I replied, hastily; for I could not forget the tall
frame, the hollow jaws, the solemn eyes, and the ever-grinning mouth
of Feuerteufel, the German doctor, who had made himself so famous in
my native village, and who was one of the last persons I remembered to
have seen upon that day when I bade farewell to my original body.
"Come," said Tibbikens, looking alarmed at my last words, "you don't
pretend to say you were ever out of Virginia in your whole life!"
"Augh--oh!" said I, recollecting myself; "I wonder what I was talking
about? What--augh--what is the man's name?"
"Feuerteufel," said Tibbikens.
9. CHAPTER IX.
CONTAINING AN ACCOUNT OF THE WONDERFUL DISCOVERIES OF THE GERMAN DOCTOR.
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