Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
This was produced by the vile Joshua, who had then the reins, telling
a brace of horsemen whom we met that he had "the great abolitionist,
the celebrated Zachariah Longstraw, in his cart," and was carrying him
to be Lynched in Louisiana; a confession that threw the strangers into
transports of satisfaction, one of them swearing he would accompany my
captors to the Mississippi, or to the end of the earth, for the mere
purpose of seeing me get my deservings.
18. CHAPTER XVIII.
IN WHICH THE AUTHOR APPROACHES A CLIMAX IN HIS ADVENTURES.
And now arose a train of incidents, by which I was taught three things,
namely--first, the manner in which my merchants designed giving a value
to their merchandise not inherent and intrinsic to it (for, of a truth,
my abolition principles, as I said before, had never been carried to
the point of notoriety, or even notice); secondly, the love with which
a southron regards those pious philanthropists who will have him good
and virtuous against his own will; and, thirdly, the religious respect
for law and order which is so prominent a feature in the American
character.
To make me valuable, it was necessary I should be made famous; and this
was easily accomplished in a land where men make up their opinions for
themselves, according as they are instructed. It was only necessary
to assure some half dozen or more independent sovereigns that I was
famous, to ensure their making me so. And this my kidnappers did. They
told everybody they met that they had secured Zachariah Longstraw, the
famous abolitionist, the very life and soul of northern incendiarism,
whom they were carrying to Louisiana, to be Lynched according to law;
and as the circumstance would, of course, get into every patriotic
newspaper along the way, it was certain I should be made famous enough
before I got there, and they thus enjoy the advantage of advertising
their commodity without paying a cent to the printer.
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