Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
General
Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
CONTAINING A SPECIMEN OF ELOQUENCE, WITH SOME ACCOUNT OF THE DANGERS OF
LYNCHDOM.
At this moment the orator and candidate of the day, stalking up in
high dudgeon to find what superior attraction had robbed him of his
audience, laid eyes upon me. I thought I had seen him before; and
verily I had. He was that identical gentleman, the master of the
fugitive slave whom I had concealed in my house in Philadelphia, and
then clapped into prison for robbing me, whence his master recovered
him. There was no mistaking the gentleman: He was a young man of
twenty-six or seven, six feet high and one foot wide, long-limbed, with
small feet and huge hands, a great shock of Indian-looking hair, vast,
solemn black eyes, a mouth wide and square, and a brow that might have
suited a patriarch, it was so wide, and lofty, and wrinkled. He was
evidently a man destined to shake the walls of the Capitol, and cause
stenographers to groan; the Tully shone in his eye, the Demosthenes
moved on his lip--there was genius even in the shape of his nose.
"I recollect the man," said he, with a voice that might have come from
the bowels of a double-bass, it was so deep, rolling, and sonorous;
"he hid my boy Pompey. His name is Longshanks; he is a Quaker, a
philanthropist--an abolitionist!"
"Hampden Jones for ever!" cried the delighted sovereigns. "We'll hang
him" (meaning _me_, however, and not the orator) "over the poll-window,
and then vote for Hampden Jones, the friend of the law, the friend of
the constitution, the friend of the south!"
"Stay, friends," said Hampden Jones, and his voice stilled the tumult;
"I have a word to say on the subject of abolition."
"Hampden Jones for ever!" cried the republicans; and Hampden Jones
stepped up on the head of a barrel, and stretched forth his right arm.
He stretched forth his left also, and then, clinching both fists, and
pursing his brows together until the balls beneath them looked like
rolling grape-shot, he said,--
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account