Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
That place, as it chanced, was nearer than I either expected or
desired. As the crowd thickened, the sounds of wrath and triumph
increased, becoming more terrible to my auditories. A new idea came
into the minds of the sovereigns. A villain, seven feet and a half
high, mounted on a horse just half that altitude, who had a great
knife-scar across his nose and cheek, and a dozen similar seams on his
hands, rode up to the cart, and giving me a diabolical look, cried out
"Whaw! what aw the use of carrying the crittur so faw? I say, Vawginnee
is the place for Lynching, atter all. I say, gentlemen and Vawginians!
I go for Lynching right off-hand. Old Vawginnee for evvaw!"
Loud and terrible was the roar of voices with which the throng
testified their approbation of the barbarian's proposal. It was agreed
I ought to be, and should be, Lynched on the spot. The kidnappers
appealed to the justice of "Virginians," requesting them not to invade
"the sacred rights of private property,"--"they could not think of
giving up their prisoner for nothing; they meant him solely for the
Louisiana market." But things were coming to a crisis, and that my
conductors perceived. They whipped up to escape the throng; but in
vain. The further they went, the more they became involved in the
crowd, having now arrived at the village where the favourite candidate
was stumping among his constituents, and promising them worlds of
reform, retrenchment, and public virtue, provided they would send him
to Congress. I could hear from my box (my friend Joshua having taken
care to lock me up at the first sign of danger), as we entered the
village, the distant cries of "Hampden Jones for ever!" mingled with
those nearer ones of my persecutors, "Lynch the abolitionist!" and the
loudly-expressed remonstrances of my friends against invasion of their
rights, coupled with threats to have the law of any one who robbed them
of their property.
But threats and appeals were alike wasted on the independent freemen
of that district. Joined by the voters and others already assembled at
the polls, who, at the cry of "Lynch the abolitionist!" had deserted
their orator, to join in the nobler sport of Lynching, they increased
in wrath and enthusiasm; and, stopping the cart and breaking open my
prison-house, they dragged me into the light of day, one man calling
for a pistol, another a knife, a third a rope, and a fourth a cord
of good dry wood and a coal of fire, to "burn the villain alive."
Such a horrible clamour never before afflicted my ears or soul. I saw
that, abolitionist or not, it was all over with me; and so saw honest
Joshua and Samuel, whose only solace for this unlucky interruption to
their speculation, was a call some one generously made to take up a
subscription for their benefit, seeing that it was "beneath the dignity
of the chivalry of Virginia to cheat even a Yankee of what was justly
his due."
19. CHAPTER XIX.
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