Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
To my surprise, however, instead of beating me, he spoke to the old
woman, whom he called aunt Phoebe (and who, in return, entitled him
Massa Jodge), asked "if I was not light-headed?" said that "it was a
great pity I had so hard a time of it," that "I was very much hurt,"
that "he would be sorry to lose me," and so on; and, in fine, expressed
what he said in accents so humane and gentle, that I was encouraged
to steal a peep at him; seeing which he sat down on a stool, felt my
pulse, and giving me quite a good-natured look, asked me "if I felt in
much pain?"
I was astonished that he should treat me thus, if my master. But,
surveying him more intently, I perceived there was little in his
appearance to justify any fears of cruelty. He was an aged man, with
a head of silver that gave him an uncommonly venerable air; and,
though his visage was grave, it expressed a native good-humour and
amiableness. My terrors fled before his soothing accents and benevolent
looks; but being still confused, I was unable to reply in proper terms
to his questions; so that when he asked me, as he soon did, what I
meant by crying for mercy, I made answer, "Oh Lord, sir, I was afraid
you was going to beat me!" at which he laughed, and said "my conscience
was growing tenderer than common;" adding, that "there was no doubt I
deserved a trouncing, as did every other boy on his estate; for a set
of greater scoundrels than his was not to be found in all Virginia; and
if they had their deserts, they would get a round dozen apiece every
day."
He then began to ask me particularly about my ailments; and I judged
from his questions and certain occasional remarks which he let fall,
that I had been lying insensible for several days, that my neck had
been put out of place, or dislocated, and reduced again by some
practitioner of uncommon skill. And here, lest the reader should think
such a circumstance improbable, I beg leave to say that I have lately
seen an account of a similar operation performed by an English surgeon
on the neck of a fox-hunting squire; and as the story appeared in the
newspapers, there can be no doubt of its truth.
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