Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)Bird, Robert Montgomery
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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)
Bird, Robert Montgomery
American fiction -- 19th century; Satire
"Golly matty! is de nigga mad?" cried the Jezebel. "I say, you nigga
Tom, what you doin'? How you neck feel now?"
"My neck?" thought I, recollecting that it had been broken, and
wondering in what way it had been mended. I clapped my hands to it;
it was very stiff and sore: while I felt at it, the old woman told me
some great doctor had twisted a great "kink" out of it; but I bestowed
little notice on what she said. My mind ran upon other matters; I could
think of nothing but cowhides and cat-o'-nine-tails, that were to
welcome me to bondage.
"Aunty," said I--_why_ I addressed the old lady thus I know not; but I
have observed that negroes always address their seniors by the titles
of uncle and aunt, and I suppose the instinct was on me--"am I a
slave?"
"What a fool nigga to ax a question!" said she. "What you gwying to be,
den, but old Massa Jodge's nigga-boy Tom? What you git up faw, ha?"
--(I was making an attempt to rise)--
"Massa docta say you stay a-bed. What you git up faw, ha?"
"I intend to run away," said I; and truly that was the notion then
uppermost in my mind; and it is very likely I should have made a bolt
for the door that moment, had I not discovered an uncommon weakness in
my lower limbs, which prevented my getting out of bed.
"Whaw! what a fool!" cried the beldam, regarding me with surprise and
contempt; "what you do when you run away, ha? Who'll hab you? who'll
feed you? who'll take care of you? who'll own a good-fo'-nothin'
runaway nigga, I say, ha? Kick him 'bout h'yah, kick him 'bout dah,
poor despise nigga wid no massa, jist as despise as any free nigga! You
run away, ha? what den?" continued my sable monitress, warming into
eloquence as she spoke: "take up constable, clap him in jail, salt him
down cowskin. Dat all? No! sell him low price, send Mississippi--what
den? Work in de cotton-field, pull at de cane. Dat all? No! cussed
overseer wid a long whip--cut h'yah, cut dah, cut high, cut low--whip
all day, cuff all night--take all de skin off--oh! dey do whip to de
debbil in de Mississippi!" And as the old lady concluded, to give more
effect to her expressions, she fell to rubbing her back and dodging her
head from side to side, until I had the liveliest idea in the world of
that very castigation of which I stood in such horror.
2. CHAPTER II.
IN WHICH SHEPPARD LEE IS INTRODUCED TO HIS MASTER.
Just at this moment, to make my anguish more complete, in stepped a
tall and dignified person, bearing a huge walking-stick; with which I
was so certain he would proceed to maul me, that I made a second dive
under the bedclothes, loudly beseeching him for mercy.
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