Ship's Company, the Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Ship's Company, the Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
“He went back 'ome, and arter taking off 'is coat and boots got into bed
and slept like a top till one o'clock, when he woke up to find Ginger
shaking 'im by the shoulders.
“'Wot's the matter?' he ses. 'Wot are you up to?'
“'It's dinner-time,' ses Ginger. 'I thought p'r'aps you'd like to know,
in case you missed it.'
“'You leave me alone,' ses Sam, cuddling into the clothes agin. 'I don't
want no dinner. You go and look arter your own dinners.'
“He stayed in bed for another 'arf-hour, listening to Peter and Ginger
telling each other in loud whispers 'ow hungry they was, and then he got
up and put 'is things on and went to the door.
“'I'm going to get a bit o' dinner,' he ses. 'And mind, I've got my
pocket 'ankercher.'
“He went out and 'ad a steak and onions and a pint o' beer, but, although
he kept looking up sudden from 'is plate, he didn't see Peter or Ginger.
It spoilt 'is dinner a bit, but arter he got outside 'e saw them standing
at the corner, and, pretending not to see them, he went off for a walk
down the Mile End Road.
[Illustration: “'We thought you might want it, Sam,' ses Peter”]
“He walked as far as Bow with them follering'im, and then he jumped on a
bus and rode back as far as Whitechapel. There was no sign of 'em when
he got off, and, feeling a bit lonesome, he stood about looking in
shop-windows until 'e see them coming along as hard as they could come.
“'Why, halloa!' he ses. 'Where did you spring from?'
“'We--we--we've been--for a bit of a walk,' ses Ginger Dick, puffing and
blowing like a grampus.
“'To-keep down the 'unger,' ses Peter Russet.
“Old Sam looked at 'em very stern for a moment, then he beckoned 'em to
foller 'im, and, stopping at a little public-'ouse, he went in and
ordered a pint o' bitter.
“'And give them two pore fellers a crust o' bread and cheese and
'arf-a-pint of four ale each,' he ses to the barmaid.
“Ginger and Peter looked at each other, but they was so hungry they
didn't say a word; they just stood waiting.
“'Put that inside you my pore fellers,' ses Sam, with a oily smile. 'I
can't bear to see people suffering for want o' food,' he ses to the
barmaid, as he chucked down a sovereign on the counter.
“The barmaid, a very nice gal with black 'air and her fingers covered all
over with rings, said that it did 'im credit, and they stood there
talking about tramps and beggars and such-like till Peter and Ginger
nearly choked. He stood there watching 'em and smoking a threepenny
cigar, and when they 'ad finished he told the barmaid to give 'em a
sausage-roll each, and went off.
“Peter and Ginger snatched up their sausage-rolls and follered 'im, and
at last Ginger swallowed his pride and walked up to 'im and asked 'im to
lend them some money.
“'You'll get it back agin,' he ses. 'You know that well enough.'
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