Ship's Company, the Entire CollectionJacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Ship's Company, the Entire Collection
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
“Sam served 'em like that for over a week, and he 'ad so much praise from
Mr. Brown and other people that it nearly turned his 'ead. For once in
his life he 'ad it pretty near all 'is own way. Twice Ginger Dick
slipped off and tried to get a ship and came back sulky and hungry, and
once Peter Russet sprained his thumb trying to get a job at the docks.
“They gave it up then and kept to Sam like a couple o' shadders, only
giving 'im back-answers when they felt as if something 'ud give way
inside if they didn't. For the fust time in their lives they began to
count the days till their boat was ready for sea. Then something
happened.
“They was all coming 'ome late one night along the Minories, when Ginger
Dick gave a shout and, suddenly bolting up a little street arter a man
that 'ad turned up there, fust of all sent 'im flying with a heavy punch
of 'is fist, and then knelt on 'im.
“'Now then Ginger,' ses Sam bustling up with Peter Russet, 'wot's all
this? Wot yer doing?'
“'It's the thief,' ses Ginger. 'It's our lodger. You keep still!' he
ses shaking the man. 'D'ye hear?'
“Peter gave a shout of joy, and stood by to help.
“'Nonsense!' ses old Sam, turning pale. 'You've been drinking, Ginger.
This comes of standing you 'arf-pints.'
“'It's him right enough,' ses Ginger. 'I'd know 'is ugly face anywhere.'
“'You come off 'ome at once,' ses Sam, very sharp, but his voice
trembling. 'At once. D'ye hear me?'
“'Fetch a policeman, Peter,' ses Ginger.
“'Let the pore feller go, I tell you,' ses Sam, stamping his foot. ''Ow
would you like to be locked up? 'Ow would you like to be torn away from
your wife and little ones? 'Ow would you--'
“'Fetch a policeman, Peter,' ses Ginger agin. 'D'ye hear?'
“'Don't do that, guv'nor,' ses the lodger. 'You got your money back.
Wot's the good o' putting me away?'
“'Got our wot back?' ses Ginger, shaking 'im agin. 'Don't you try and be
funny with me, else I'll tear you into little pieces.'
“'But he took it back,' ses the man, trying to sit up and pointing at
Sam. 'He follered me downstairs and took it all away from me. Your
ticker as well.'
“'Wot?' ses Ginger and Peter both together.
“Strue as I'm 'ere,' ses the lodger. 'You turn 'is pockets out and see.
Look out! He's going off!'
“Ginger turned his 'ead just in time to see old Sam nipping round the
corner. He pulled the lodger up like a flash, and, telling Peter to take
hold of the other side of him, they set off arter Sam.
“'Little-joke-o' mine-Ginger,' ses Sam, when they caught 'im. 'I was
going to tell you about it to-night. It ain't often I get the chance of
a joke agin you Ginger; you're too sharp for a old man like me.'
“Ginger Dick didn't say anything. He kept 'old o' Sam's arm with one
hand and the lodger's neck with the other, and marched 'em off to his
lodgings.
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