England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
Mr. Jewell bore his new honors badly, and the inability to express
their dissatisfaction by means of violence had a bad effect on the
tempers of the crew. Sarcasm they did try, but at that the cook could
more than hold his own, and, although the men doubted his ability at
first, he was able to prove to them by actual experiment that he could
cook worse than they supposed.
The brig reached her destination—Creekhaven—on the fifth day, and Mr.
Jewell found himself an honored guest at the skipper’s cottage. It was
a comfortable place, but, as the cook pointed out, too large for one.
He also referred, incidentally, to his sister’s love of a country life,
and, finding himself on a subject of which the other never tired, gave
full reins to a somewhat picturesque imagination.
They were back at London within the fortnight, and the skipper learned
to his dismay that Miss Jewell was absent on a visit. In these
circumstances he would have clung to the cook, but that gentleman,
pleading engagements, managed to elude him for two nights out of the
three.
On the third day Miss Jewell returned to London, and, making her way to
the wharf, was just in time to wave farewells as the brig parted from
the wharf.
[Illustration: “Sarcasm they did try, but at that the cook could more
than hold his own.”]
From the fact that the cook was not visible at the moment the skipper
took the salutation to himself. It cheered him for the time, but the
next day he was so despondent that the cook, by this time thoroughly in
his confidence, offered to write when they got to Creekhaven and fix up
an evening.
“And there’s really no need for you to come, Bert,” said the skipper,
cheering up.
Mr. Jewell shook his head. “She wouldn’t go without me,” he said,
gravely. “You’ve no idea ’ow particular she is. Always was from a
child.”
“Well, we might lose you,” said the skipper, reflecting. “How would
that be?”
“We might try it,” said the cook, without enthusiasm.
To his dismay the skipper, before they reached London again, had
invented at least a score of ways by which he might enjoy Miss Jewell’s
company without the presence of a third person, some of them so
ingenious that the cook, despite his utmost efforts, could see no way
of opposing them.
The skipper put his ideas into practice as soon as they reached London.
Between Wapping and Charing Cross he lost the cook three times. Miss
Jewell found him twice, and the third time she was so difficult that
the skipper had to join in the treasure-hunt himself. The cook listened
unmoved to a highly-colored picture of his carelessness from the lips
of Miss Jewell, and bestowed a sympathetic glance upon the skipper as
she paused for breath.
“It’s as bad as taking a child out,” said the latter, with
well-affected indignation.
“Worse,” said the girl, tightening her lips.
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