England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
With a fine morning his courage revived, but as voyage succeeded voyage
he became more and more perplexed. The devotion of the cook was patent
to all men, but Miss Jewell was as changeable as a weather-glass. The
skipper would leave her one night convinced that he had better forget
her as soon as possible, and the next her manner would be so kind, and
her glances so soft, that only the presence of the ever-watchful cook
prevented him from proposing on the spot. The end came one evening in
October. The skipper had hurried back from the City, laden with stores,
Miss Jewell having, after many refusals, consented to grace the
tea-table that afternoon. The table, set by the boy, groaned beneath
the weight of unusual luxuries, but the girl had not arrived. The cook
was also missing, and the only occupant of the cabin was the mate, who,
sitting at one corner, was eating with great relish.
“Ain’t you going to get your tea?” he inquired.
“No hurry,” said the skipper, somewhat incensed at his haste. “It
wouldn’t have hurt _you_ to have waited a bit.”
“Waited?” said the other. “What for?”
“For my visitors,” was the reply.
The mate bit a piece off a crust and stirred his tea. “No use waiting
for them,” he said, with a grin. “They ain’t coming.”
“What do you mean?” demanded the skipper.
“I mean,” said the mate, continuing to stir his tea with great
enjoyment—“I mean that all that kind’artedness of yours was clean
chucked away on that cook. He’s got a berth ashore and he’s gone for
good. He left you ’is love; he left it with Bill Hemp.”
“Berth ashore?” said the skipper, staring.
“Ah!” said the mate, taking a large and noisy sip from his cup. “He’s
been fooling you all along for what he could get out of you. Sleeping
aft and feeding aft, nobody to speak a word to ’im, and going out and
being treated by the skipper; Bill said he laughed so much when he was
telling ’im that the tears was running down ’is face like rain. He said
he’d never been treated so much in his life.”
“That’ll do,” said the skipper, quickly.
“You ought to hear Bill tell it,” said the mate, regretfully. “I can’t
do it anything like as well as what he can. Made us all roar, he did.
What amused ’em most was you thinking that that gal was cookie’s
sister.”
The skipper, with a sharp exclamation, leaned forward, staring at him.
“They’re going to be married at Christmas,” said the mate, choking in
his cup.
The skipper sat upright again, and tried manfully to compose his
features. Many things he had not understood before were suddenly made
clear, and he remembered now the odd way in which the girl had regarded
him as she bade him good-night on the previous evening. The mate eyed
him with interest, and was about to supply him with further details
when his attention was attracted by footsteps descending the
companion-ladder. Then he put down his cup with great care, and stared
in stolid amazement at the figure of Miss Jewell in the doorway.
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