England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“Truth is truth, though she’s my daughter,” continued Mr. Rose,
vaguely. “She’s too good-looking. Sometimes when I’ve taken her up to
market I’ve seen the folks fair turn their backs on the cattle and
stare at her instead.”
Mr. Cray sniffed; louder, perhaps, than he had intended. “Beautiful
that rose-bush smells,” he remarked, as his friend turned and eyed him.
“What is the consequence?” demanded the farmer, relaxing his gaze. “She
looks in the glass and sees herself, and then she gets miserable and
uppish because there ain’t nobody in these parts good enough for her to
marry.”
“It’s a extraordinary thing to me where she gets them good looks from,”
said the miller, deliberately.
“Ah!” said Mr. Rose, and sat trying to think of a means of enlightening
his friend without undue loss of modesty.
“She ain’t a bit like her poor mother,” mused Mr. Cray.
“No, she don’t get her looks from her,” assented the other.
“It’s one o’ them things you can’t account for,” said Mr. Cray, who was
very tired of the subject; “it’s just like seeing a beautiful flower
blooming on an old cabbage-stump.”
The farmer knocked his pipe out noisily and began to refill it. “People
have said that she takes after me a trifle,” he remarked, shortly.
“You weren’t fool enough to believe that, I know,” said the miller.
“Why, she’s no more like you than you’re like a warming-pan—not so
much.”
Mr. Rose regarded his friend fixedly. “You ain’t got a very nice way o’
putting things, Cray,” he said, mournfully.
“I’m no flatterer,” said the miller; “never was. And you can’t please
everybody. If I said your daughter took after you I don’t s’pose she’d
ever speak to me again.”
“The worst of it is,” said the farmer, disregarding his remark, “she
won’t settle down. There’s young Walter Lomas after her now, and she
won’t look at him. He’s a decent young fellow is Walter, and she’s been
and named one o’ the pigs after him, and the way she mixes them up
together is disgraceful.”
“If she was my girl she should marry young Walter,” said the miller,
firmly. “What’s wrong with him?”
“She looks higher,” replied the other, mysteriously; “she’s always
reading them romantic books full o’ love tales, and she’s never tired
o’ talking of a girl her mother used to know that went on the stage and
married a baronet. She goes and sits in the best parlor every afternoon
now, and calls it the drawing-room. She’ll sit there till she’s past
the marrying age, and then she’ll turn round and blame me.”
“She wants a lesson,” said Mr. Cray, firmly. “She wants to be taught
her position in life, not to go about turning up her nose at young men
and naming pigs after them.”
Mr. Rose sighed.
“What she wants to understand is that the upper classes wouldn’t look
at her,” pursued the miller.
“It would be easier to make her understand that if they didn’t,” said
the farmer.
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