England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
She was unpleasant all dinner-time, but she got better in the
arternoon, and when the Morgans came in the evening, and she found that
Mrs. Morgan ’ad got a nasty sort o’ red swelling on her nose, she got
quite good-tempered. She talked about it nearly all supper-time,
telling ’er what she ought to do to it, and about a friend of hers that
’ad one and ’ad to turn teetotaler on account of it.
“My nose is good enough for me,” ses Mrs. Morgan, at last.
“It don’t affect ’er appetite,” ses George Hatchard, trying to make
things pleasant, “and that’s the main thing.”
Mrs. Morgan got up to go, but arter George Hatchard ’ad explained wot
he didn’t mean she sat down agin and began to talk to Mrs. Pearce about
’er dress and ’ow beautifully it was made. And she asked Mrs. Pearce to
give ’er the pattern of it, because she should ’ave one like it herself
when she was old enough. “I do like to see people dressed suitable,”
she ses, with a smile.
“I think you ought to ’ave a much deeper color than this,” ses Mrs.
Pearce, considering.
“Not when I’m faded,” ses Mrs. Morgan.
Mrs. Pearce, wot was filling ’er glass at the time, spilt a lot of beer
all over the tablecloth, and she was so cross about it that she sat
like a stone statue for pretty near ten minutes. By the time supper was
finished people was passing things to each other in whispers, and when
a bit o’ cheese went the wrong way with Joe Morgan he nearly suffocated
’imself for fear of making a noise.
They ’ad a game o’ cards arter supper, counting twenty nuts as a penny,
and everybody got more cheerful. They was all laughing and talking, and
Joe Morgan was pretending to steal Mrs. Pearce’s nuts, when George
Hatchard held up his ’and.
“Somebody at the street door, I think,” he ses.
Young Alf got up to open it, and they ’eard a man’s voice in the
passage asking whether Mrs. Pearce lived there, and the next moment Alf
came into the room, followed by Bill Flurry.
“Here’s a gentleman o’ the name o’ Smith asking arter you,” he ses,
looking at Mrs. Pearce.
“Wot d’you want?” ses Mrs. Pearce rather sharp.
“It is ’er,” ses Bill, stroking his long white beard and casting ’is
eyes up at the ceiling. “You don’t remember me, Mrs. Pearce, but I used
to see you years ago, when you and poor Charlie Pearce was living down
Poplar way.”
“Well, wot about it?” ses Mrs. Pearce.
“I’m coming to it,” ses Bill Flurry. “I’ve been two months trying to
find you, so there’s no need to be in a hurry for a minute or two.
Besides, what I’ve got to say ought to be broke gently, in case you
faint away with joy.”
“Rubbish!” ses Mrs. Pearce. “I ain’t the fainting sort.”
“I ’ope it’s nothing unpleasant,” ses George Hatchard, pouring ’im out
a glass of whisky.
“Quite the opposite,” ses Bill. “It’s the best news she’s ’eard for
fifteen years.”
“Are you going to tell me wot you want, or ain’t you?” ses Mrs. Pearce.
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