England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; River life -- Fiction
“Oh, Arthur!” said Miss Smith. “How could you be so wicked! I never
dreamt you’d go and do such a thing—never! I didn’t think you’d got it
in you.”
Mr. Heard grinned sheepishly. “I told you I would,” he muttered.
“Don’t stand talking here,” said Mrs. Smith, gazing at the puddle which
was growing in the centre of the carpet; “they’ll catch cold. Take ’em
upstairs and give ’em some dry clothes. And I’ll bring some hot whisky
and water up to ’em.”
“Rum is best,” said Mr. Smith, herding his charges and driving them up
the small staircase. “Send young Joe for some. Send up three glasses.”
They disappeared upstairs, and Joe appearing at that moment from the
kitchen, was hastily sent off to the “Blue Jay” for the rum. A couple
of curious neighbors helped him to carry it back, and, standing
modestly just inside the door, ventured on a few skilled directions as
to its preparation. After which, with an eye on Miss Smith, they stood
and conversed, mostly in head-shakes.
Stimulated by the rum and the energetic Mr. Smith, the men were not
long in changing. Preceded by their host, they came down to the
sitting-room again; Mr. Heard with as desperate and unrepentant an air
as he could assume, and Mr. Dix trying to conceal his uneasiness by
taking great interest in a suit of clothes three sizes too large for
him.
“They was both as near drownded as could be,” said Mr. Smith, looking
round; “he ses Arthur fought like a madman to prevent ’imself from
being saved.”
“It was nothing, really,” said the mate, in an almost inaudible voice,
as he met Miss Smith’s admiring gaze.
“Listen to ’im,” said the delighted Mr. Smith; “all brave men are like
that. That’s wot’s made us Englishmen wot we are.”
“I don’t suppose he knew who it was he was saving,” said a voice from
the door.
“I didn’t want to be saved,” said Mr. Heard, defiantly.
“Well, you can easy do it again, Arthur,” said the same voice; “the
dock won’t run away.”
Mr. Heard started and eyed the speaker with same malevolence.
“Tell us all about it,” said Miss Smith, gazing at the mate, with her
hands clasped. “Did you see him jump in?”
Mr. Dix shook his head and looked at Mr. Heard for guidance. “N—not
exactly,” he stammered; “I was just taking a stroll round the harbor
before turning in, when all of a sudden I heard a cry for help—”
“No you didn’t,” broke in Mr. Heard, fiercely.
“Well, it sounded like it,” said the mate, somewhat taken aback.
“I don’t care what it sounded like,” said the other. “I didn’t say it.
It was the last thing I should ’ave called out. I didn’t want to be
saved.”
“P’r’aps he cried ‘Emma,’” said the voice from the door.
“Might ha’ been that,” admitted the mate. “Well, when I heard it I ran
to the edge and looked down at the water, and at first I couldn’t see
anything. Then I saw what I took to be a dog, but, knowing that dogs
can’t cry ‘help!’—”
“Emma,” corrected Mr. Heard.
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