Short story classics (Foreign), Vol. 1, Russian — John Shaqi
Short story classics (Foreign), Vol. 1, Russian
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Short story classics (Foreign), Vol. 1, Russian
Russian fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories, Russian -- Translations into English
Akakiy Akakievitch was vexed at arriving at the precise moment when
Petrovitch was angry; he liked to order something of Petrovitch when
the latter was a little downhearted, or, as his wife expressed it,
“when he had settled himself with brandy, the one-eyed devil!” Under
such circumstances, Petrovitch generally came down in his price very
readily, and even bowed and returned thanks. Afterward, to be sure,
his wife would come, complaining that her husband was drunk, and so
had fixed the price too low; but if only a ten-kopek piece were added,
then the matter was settled. But now it appeared that Petrovitch was
in a sober condition, and therefore rough, taciturn, and inclined to
demand, Satan only knows what price. Akakiy Akakievitch felt this, and
would gladly have beat a retreat; but he was in for it. Petrovitch
screwed up his one eye very intently at him; and Akakiy Akakievitch
involuntarily said: “How do you do, Petrovitch?”
“I wish you a good-morning, sir,” said Petrovitch, squinting at Akakiy
Akakievitch’s hands, to see what sort of booty he had brought.
“Ah! I--to you, Petrovitch, this--” It must be known that Akakiy
Akakievitch expressed himself chiefly by prepositions, adverbs, and
scraps of phrases which had no meaning whatever. If the matter was a
very difficult one, he had a habit of never completing his sentences;
so that frequently, having begun a phrase with the words, “This, in
fact, is quite--” he forgot to go on, thinking that he had already
finished it.
“What is it?” asked Petrovitch, and with his one eye scanned
Akakievitch’s whole uniform from the collar down to the cuffs, the
back, the tails, and the button-holes, all of which were well known to
him, since they were his own handiwork. Such is the habit of tailors;
it is the first thing they do on meeting one.
“But I, here, this--Petrovitch--a cloak, cloth--here you see,
everywhere, in different places, it is quite strong--it is a little
dusty, and looks old, but it is new, only here in one place it is a
little--on the back, and here on one of the shoulders, it is a little
worn, yes, here on this shoulder it is a little--do you see? that is
all. And a little work--”
Petrovitch took the cloak, spread it out, to begin with, on the
table, looked hard at it, shook his head, reached out his hand to
the window-sill for his snuff-box, adorned with the portrait of some
general, though what general is unknown, for the place where the face
should have been had been rubbed through by the finger, and a square
bit of paper had been pasted over it. Having taken a pinch of snuff,
Petrovitch held up the cloak, and inspected it against the light, and
again shook his head. Then he turned it, lining upward, and shook
his head once more. After which he again lifted the general-adorned
lid with its bit of pasted paper, and, having stuffed his nose with
snuff, closed and put away the snuff-box, and said finally, “No, it is
impossible to mend it; it’s a wretched garment!”
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