Russian fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories, Russian -- Translations into English
Arrangements were made by the police to catch the corpse, alive or
dead, at any cost, and punish him as an example to others, in the most
severe manner. In this they nearly succeeded; for a watchman, on guard
in Kirushkin Alley, caught the corpse by the collar on the very scene
of his evil deeds, when attempting to pull off the frieze cloak of a
retired musician. Having seized him by the collar, he summoned, with a
shout, two of his comrades, whom he enjoined to hold him fast, while
he himself felt for a moment in his boot, in order to draw out his
snuff-box, and refresh his frozen nose. But the snuff was of a sort
which even a corpse could not endure. The watchman, having closed his
right nostril with his finger, had no sooner succeeded in holding half
a handful up to the left than the corpse sneezed so violently that he
completely filled the eyes of all three. While they raised their hands
to wipe them, the dead man vanished completely, so that they positively
did not know whether they had actually had him in their grip at all.
Thereafter the watchmen conceived such a terror of dead men that
they were afraid even to seize the living, and only screamed from a
distance: “Hey, there! go your way!” So the dead tchinovnik began to
appear, even beyond the Kalinkin Bridge, causing no little terror to
all timid people.
But we have totally neglected that certain prominent personage, who
may really be considered as the cause of the fantastic turn taken
by this true history. First of all, justice compels us to say that
after the departure of poor, annihilated Akakiy Akakievitch, he felt
something like remorse. Suffering was unpleasant to him, for his heart
was accessible to many good impulses, in spite of the fact that his
rank often prevented his showing his true self. As soon as his friend
had left his cabinet he began to think about poor Akakiy Akakievitch.
And from that day forth poor Akakiy Akakievitch, who could not bear up
under an official reprimand, recurred to his mind almost every day.
The thought troubled him to such an extent that a week later he even
resolved to send an official to him, to learn whether he really could
assist him; and when it was reported to him that Akakiy Akakievitch had
died suddenly of fever, he was startled, harkened to the reproaches of
his conscience, and was out of sorts for the whole day.
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