French fiction -- Translations into English; Short stories, French -- Translations into English
Napoleon leaped from his chair like a wounded tiger. He was in one of
his “yellow tempers.” At first he stamped about without uttering a
word, biting his lips till the blood came. He no longer circled round
his prey cautiously, but walked from end to end of the room with firm
resounding steps, and clinking his spurs noisily. The room shook; the
curtains trembled like trees at the approach of a storm; I thought that
something terrible would surely happen; my hair began to bristle, and
I put my hand to my head unwittingly. I looked at the Pope. He did not
stir, but simply pressed the heads of the eagles with his hands.
The storm burst violently.
“Comedian! What? I, a comedian? Indeed, I’ll play some comedies for
you that will set you all a-weeping like women and children! Comedian,
forsooth! You are mistaken if you think that you may insult me with
impunity. My theatre is the world; the rôle that I play is the double
one of master and actor; I use all of you as comedians, popes, kings,
peoples, and the string by which I work you--_you_ my puppets--is
fear. You would need to be a much heavier man than you are, Signor
Chiaramonti, to dare to applaud or hiss me. Do you know that if it
be my will you will become a simple _curé_? As for you and your
tiara, France would mock at you if I did not seem to be serious in
saluting you.
“Only four years ago nobody dared speak of Christ. Had that state of
things continued who would have cared for the Pope, I should like to
know? Comedian! You gentlemen are a little too ready at getting a
foothold among us. And now you are dissatisfied because I am not such a
fool as to sign away the liberties of France as did Louis XIV. But you
had better not sing to me in that tune. It is I who hold you between
my thumb and finger; it is I who can carry you from north to south and
then back again to the north like so many marionettes; it is I who give
you some stability because you represent an old idea which I wish to
resuscitate; and you have not enough wit to see that, and to act as if
you were not aware of the fact. Now I’ll speak to you frankly. Trouble
your head with your own affairs and don’t interfere in what you don’t
understand and with what doesn’t in the least concern you. You seem to
think that you are necessary, you set yourselves up as if you were of
some weight, and you dress yourselves in women’s clothes. But I’ll let
you know that you don’t impose on me with all that; and if you don’t
change your tactics very soon I’ll treat your robes as Charles XII did
that of the Grand Vizier--I’ll tear them with my spur.”
Then he ceased. I scarcely dared breathe. I advanced my head a little,
not hearing his voice, to see if the poor old priest was dead with
fright. The same absolutely calm attitude, the same calm expression on
his face. For the second time he raised his eyes to heaven, again he
sighed, and smiled bitterly as he murmured:
“Tragediante!”
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