"Attention, gentlemen!" says he. "If you will all retire to the room on the left we will get to work. The room on the left, gentlemen, on the left!" He had a good voice, Leonidas did, one of the kind that could go against a merry-go-round or a German band. The crowd stopped pushin' to listen, then some one made a break for the next room, and in less than a minute they were all in there, with the door shut between. Mr. Dodge tips me the wink and sails over to the specimen in the chair. "You're Mr. Homer Fales, I take it," says he. "I am," says the pale one, breathing hard, "and who--who the devil are you?" "That's neither here nor there," says Leonidas. "Just now I'm a life-boat. Do you want to hire any of those fellows? If so--" "No, no, no!" says Homer, shakin' as if he had a chill. "Send them all away, will you? They have nearly killed me." "Away they go," says Leonidas. "Watch me do it." First he has me go in with his hat and collect their cards. Then I calls 'em out, one by one, while he stands by to give each one the long-lost brother grip, and whisper in his ear, as confidential as if he was telling him how he'd won the piano at a church raffle: "Don't say a word; to-morrow at ten." They all got the same, even to the Hickey-boy shoulder pat as he passed 'em out, and every last one of 'em faded away trying to keep from lookin' tickled to death. It took twenty minutes by the watch. "Now, Mr. Fales," says Leonidas, comin' to a parade rest in front of the chair, "next time you want to play Santa Claus to the unemployed I'd advise you to hire Madison Square Garden to receive in." That seemed to put a little life into Homer. He hitched himself up off'n the middle of his backbone, pulled in a yard or two of long legs and pried his eyes open. You couldn't call him handsome and prove it. He had one of those long, two-by-four faces, with more nose than chin, and a pair of inset eyes that seemed built to look for grief. The corners of his mouth were sagged, and his complexion made you think of cheese pie. But he was still alive. "You've overlooked one," says he, and points my way. "He wouldn't do at all. Send him off, too." "That's where you're wrong, Mr. Fales," says Leonidas. "This gentleman is a wholly disinterested party, and he's a particular friend of mine. Professor McCabe, let me introduce Mr. Homer Fales." So I came to the front and gave Homer's flipper a little squeeze that must have done him as much good as an electric treatment, by the way he squirmed. "If you ever feel ambitious for a little six-ounce glove exercise," says I, "just let me know." "Thanks," says he, "thanks very much. But I'm an invalid, you see. In fact, I'm a very sick man." "About three rounds a day would put you on your feet," says I. "There's nothing like it." He kind of shuddered and turned to Leonidas. "You are certain that those men will not return, are you?" says he. "Not before to-morrow at ten. You can be out then, you know," says Mr. Dodge.