"Amazing!" I said. "Especially as I just happen to remember that three
different expeditions from Earth tried to penetrate more than a hundred
kilometers from Behastin, but either they couldn't carry the water and
oxygen that far, or they resorted to breathing Mars air, and never came
back. And they were Earthmen, not Venusians who are accustomed to two
atmospheres of carbon dioxide."
"My vriend, you must not reason: it was so, it always will be so. The
brinciple of induction is long exbloded. I did indeed breathe Mars air.
Vait! I tell you how."
He took another long swig of _shchikh_. "Vat your Eart'men did not
realize was dat dey cannot acclimate themselves as do we Venusians. You
know de character of our planet made adaptability a condition of
survival. It is true dat our atmosphere is heavy, but on top of our
so-high mountains de air is t'in. We must live everywhere, de space is
so few. I first adapted myself on Eart' to live. I was dere a whole
year, you vill recollect. Den I go further. Your engineers construct air
tanks dat make like de air of mountains, t'in. So, I learn to live in
dose tanks. Each day I haf spent one, two, three hours in dem. I get so
I can breathe air at one-third the pressure of your already t'in
atmosphere. And at one-sixt' the tension of oxygen. No, my vriend, you
could not do this. Your lungs burst. But old Dworken, he has done it.
"I take wit' me only some water, for I know de Martians dey not give
water. To trade, some miniature kerosene lamps. You know dey got no fuel
oil now, only atomics, but dese little lamps dey like for antiques, for
sentiment, because their great-grandfathers used dem.
"Well, I walk through Vlahas, and not stop. Too close by the capital.
Too much contact with men of odder planets. I walk also through Bhur and
Zamat. I come to a small place where dey never see foreigner. Name
Tasaaha. Oh, I tell you, ze men of ze odder planets do not know Mars.
How delightful, how unsboiled, are ze Martians, once you get away from
de people by tourists so sboiled! How wonderful, across the sands to go,
free as birds! The so friendly greetings of de Martian men. And de
Martian women! _Ah!_
"Well, in Tasaaha I go to t'eater. Such lovely girls! You shall see. But
I saw somet'ing else. That, my friend, you hardly believe!"
Dworken looked down at his empty glass and snorted gently. I took the
hint, although for myself I ordered the less lethal Martian _azdzani_. I
was already having difficulty believing parts of his narrative; it would
be interesting to see if the rest were any harder.
My companion continued. "They not only have de chorus, which you haf
seen on Earth, imported from Mars--and such a chorus! Such girls! But
they had somet'ing else."
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