Humorous stories, American; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
It was durin' the next ten minutes, when the young student was cuttin'
off the blue jersey and the ridin' pants, and pokin' and feelin'
around, that Mr. Twombley-Crane gets the facts of the story. He didn't
have much to say; but, knowin' what I did, and seein' how he looked, I
could easy frame up what was on his mind. He gives orders that
whatever was wanted should be handed out, and he was standin' by
holdin' the brandy flask himself when them washed out blue eyes of
Rusty's flickers open for the first time.
"I--I forgot my--mouth organ," says Rusty. "I wouldn't of come
back--but for that."
It wa'n't much more'n a whisper, and it was a shaky one at that. So
was Mr. Twombley-Crane's voice kind of shaky when he tells him he
thanks the Lord he did come back. And then Rusty goes off in another
faint.
Next a real doc. shows up, and he chases us all out while him and the
student has a confab. In five minutes or so we gets the verdict. The
doc. says Rusty is damaged pretty bad. Things have happened to his
ribs and spine which ought to have ended him on the spot. As it is, he
may hold out another hour, though in the shape he's in he don't see how
he can. But if he could hold out that long the doc. knows of an A-1
sawbones who could mend him up if anyone could.
"Then telephone for him at once, and do your best meanwhile," says Mr.
Twombley-Crane.
By that time everyone on the place knows about Rusty and his stunt.
The front rooms was full of people standin' around whisperin' soft to
each other and lookin' solemn,--swell, high toned folks, that half an
hour before hardly knew such specimens as Rusty existed. But when the
word is passed around that probably he's all in, they takes it just as
hard as if he was one of their own kind. When it comes to takin' the
long jump, we're all pretty much on the same grade, ain't we?
I begun to see where I hadn't any business sizin' up Rusty like I had,
and was workin' up a heavy feelin' in my chest, when the doc. comes out
and asks if there's such a party as Shorty McCabe present. I knew what
was comin'. Rusty has got his eyes open again and is callin' for me.
I finds him half propped up with pillows on a shiny mahogany table, his
face all screwed up from the hurt inside, and the freckles showin' up
on his dead white skin like peach stains on a table cloth.
"They say I'm all to the bad, Shorty," says he, tryin' to spring that
grin of his.
"Aw, cut it out!" says I. "You tell 'em they got another guess.
You're too tough and rugged to go under so easy."
"Think so?" says he, real eager, his eyes lightin' up.
"Sure thing!" says I. Say, I put all the ginger and cheerfulness I
could fake up into that lie. And it seems to do him a heap of good.
When I asks him if there's anything he wants, he makes another crack at
his grin, and says:
"A paper pipe would taste good about now."
"Let him have it," says the doc. So the student digs out his cigarette
case, and we helps Rusty light up.
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