Humorous stories, American; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Judgin' by the outfit in her ranch, the sculp-game ain't one that
brings in sable lined coats and such knickknacks. There was a bed
couch in one corner, a single burner gas stove on an upended trunk in
another, and chunks of clay all over the place. Light housekeepin' and
art don't seem to mix very well. Maybe they're just as tasty, but I'd
as soon have my eggs cooked in a fryin' pan that hadn't been used for a
mortar bed.
We passed the time of day reg'lar after that, and now and then she'd
drop into the front office to show me some piece she'd made. I finds
out that the C. A. in her name stands for Cornelia Ann; so I drops the
Miss Belter and calls her that.
"Father always calls me that, too," says she.
"Yes?" says I.
That leads up to the story of how the old folks out in Minnekeegan have
been backin' her for a two years' stab at art in a big city. Seems it
has been an awful drain on the fam'ly gold reserve, and none of 'em
took any stock in such foolishness anyway, but she'd jollied 'em into
lettin' her have a show to make good, and now the time was about up.
"Well," says I, "you ain't all in, are you?"
Her under lip starts to pucker up at that, and them hungry eyes gets
foggy; but she takes a new grip on herself, makes a bluff at grinnin',
and says, throaty like, "It's no use pretending any longer, I--I'm a
failure!"
Say, that makes me feel like an ice cream sign in a blizzard. I hadn't
been lookin' to dig up any private heart throbs like that. But there
it was; so I starts in to cheer her up the best I knew how.
"Course," says I, "it's a line I couldn't shake a nickel out of in a
year; but if it suited me, and I thought I was onto my job, I'd make it
yield the coin, or go good and hungry tryin'."
"Perhaps I have gone hungry," says she, quiet like.
"Honest?" says I.
"That steak lasted me for a week," says she.
There was more particulars followed that throws Cornelia Ann on the
screen in a new way for me. Grit! Why, she had enough to sand a
tarred roof. She'd lived on ham knuckles and limed eggs and Swiss
cheese for months. She'd turned her dresses inside out and upside
down, lined her shoes with paper when it was wet, and wore a long
sleeved shirt waist when there wa'n't another bein' used this side of
the prairies. And you can judge what that means by watchin' the women
size each other up in a street car.
"If they'd only given me half a chance to show what I could do!" says
she. "But I didn't get the chance, and perhaps it was my fault. So
what's the use? I'll just pack up and go back to Minnekeegan."
"Minnekeegan!" says I. "That sounds tough. What then?"
"Oh," says she, "my brother is foreman in a broom factory. He will get
me a job at pasting labels."
"Say," says I, gettin' a quick rush of blood to the head, "s'posen I
should contract for a full length of Swifty Joe to hang here in----"
"No you don't!" says she, edgin' off. "It's good of you, but charity
work isn't what I want."
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