English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Is the type changing, I ask myself, or only the conditions? And if the
latter, is the man of intense convictions and rigid principles become
so much of an anomaly in this new world of ours that the development
of the barrage has become necessary as a means of assertion against a
people who will question even such a simple premiss as that two added
to two invariably produces four? For they do that. Your characteristic
man of the age will warn you that the mathematical statement is an
assumption only, not a universal truth. He will probably add that in
any case it is useless as an analogy, since it disregards entirely the
qualitative value of “two.”
From the over-conscientious mind such criticisms as this tear away the
last hopes of stability. One loses faith in the Cosmos. But my friend
smiles his pity for all such damfoolishness. His solid feet are planted
on the solid earth. He knows that two and two make four. His ancestors
have proved it by their actions. And if such silly questioning of sound
principles is persisted in, he waves it aside and asserts himself in
his usual effective way.
Nevertheless, as I have said, it seems that that form of barrage was
once unnecessary.
THE INTROVERT
Nothing is more dispiriting than the practice of classifying humanity
according to “types.” Your professional psychologist does it for his
own purposes. This is his way of collating material for the large
generalisation he is always chasing. His ideal is a complete record.
He would like to present us as so many samples on a labelled card--the
differences between the samples on any one card being ascribed to an
initial carelessness in manufacture. His method is the apotheosis
of that of the gay Italian fortune-teller one used to see about the
streets, with her little cage of love-birds that sized you up and
picked you out a suitable future. Presently, we hope, the psychologist
will be able to do that for us with a greater discrimination. He will
take a few measurements, test our reaction times, consult an index,
and hand us out an infallible analysis of our “type.” After that we
shall know precisely what we are fitted for, and whether our ultimate
destination is the Woolsack or the Workhouse.
But your psychologist has his uses, and it is the amateur in this sort,
particularly the novel-writing amateur, who arouses our protest. He--I
use the pronoun asexually--does not spend himself in prophecy, but he
deals us out into packs with an air of knowing just where we belong.
And his novels prove how right he was, because you can prove anything
in a novel. His readers like this method. It is easy to understand, and
it provides them with an articulate description of the inevitable Jones.
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