Dale is a very shrewd fellow, and will make an admirable legislator when his time comes. Although his highest intellectual recreation is reiterated attendance at the musical comedy that has caught his fancy for the moment and his favourite literature the sporting pages of the daily papers, he has a curious feline pounce on the salient facts of a political situation, and can thread the mazes of statistics with the certainty of a Hampton Court guide. His enthusiastic researches (on my behalf) into pauper lunacy are remarkable in one so young. I foresee him an invaluable chairman of committee. But he will never become a statesman. He has too passionate a faith in facts and figures, and has not cultivated a sense of humour at the expense of the philosophers. Young men who do not read them lose a great deal of fun. Well, to-morrow I leave Murglebed for ever; it has my benison. Democritus returns to London. CHAPTER II I was at breakfast on the morning after my arrival in London, when Dale Kynnersley rushed in and seized me violently by the hand. “By Jove, here you are at last!” I smoothed my crushed fingers. “You have such a vehement manner of proclaiming the obvious, my dear Dale.” “Oh, rot!” he said. “Here, Rogers, give me some tea--and I think I'll have some toast and marmalade.” “Haven't you breakfasted?” A cloud overspread his ingenuous countenance. “I came down late, and everything was cold and mother was on edge. The girls are always doing the wrong things and I never do the right ones--you know the mater--so I swallowed a tepid kidney and rushed off.” “Save for her worries over you urchins,” said I, “I hope Lady Kynnersley is well?” He filled his mouth with toast and marmalade, and nodded. He is a good-looking boy, four-and-twenty--idyllic age! He has sleek black hair brushed back from his forehead over his head, an olive complexion, and a keen, open, clean-shaven face. He wore a dark-brown lounge suit and a wine-coloured tie, and looked immaculate. I remember him as the grubbiest little wretch that ever disgraced Harrow. He swallowed his mouthful and drank some tea. “Recovered your sanity?” he asked. “The dangerous symptoms have passed over,” I replied. “I undertake not to bite.” He regarded me as though he were not quite certain, and asked in his pronounless way whether I was glad to be back in London. “Yes,” said I. “Rogers is the only human creature who can properly wax the ends of my moustache. It got horribly limp in the air of Murglebed. That is the one and only disadvantage of the place.” “Doesn't seem to have done you much good,” he remarked, scanning me critically. “You are as white as you were before you went away. Why the blazes you didn't go to Madeira, or the South of France, or South Africa I can't imagine.” “I don't suppose you can,” said I. “Any news?” “I should think I have! But first let me go through the appointments.”