Single Life: A Comedy, in Three ActsBuckstone, John Baldwin
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Single Life: A Comedy, in Three Acts
Buckstone, John Baldwin
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
MISS SKY. _(Alarmed.)_ Oh! what's that? it seems like the groan of a
criminal full of remorse: surely no one can be in the room. I thought
the sound came from behind that screen. Hem! _(Coughs.)_ I wish I
could get courage to peep.
[_She sings to gain courage--passing cautiously behind the screen.
PINKEY, at the same time, comes round in front, then takes his place
at the back of it as she re-appears._
No one is there--there are no closets--no other door than that. I'm
getting frightened, upon my honor I am--it must have been my fancy.
Well, all I can do is to sit quiet till my friends are disposed to set
me at liberty. I really feel inclined to scream.
[_She sits in the chair. PINKEY comes forward, and gently places a
chair by the side of her._
PIN. Hem!
[_She screams and falls on her knees. DAMPER, MISS SNARE, BOSS and
CHESTER, are seen watching them through the glass door._
MISS SKY. Oh! what's that?--I can't look I'm sure its something
frightful.
PIN. _(Falling on his knees beside her.)_ Now for it, I'm at high
popping pressure. Angelic creature--dearest of women--I love you to
distraction--I shall never be happy without you, you are necessary to
my life--I never loved anybody but you--never _can_ love anybody but
you--I've got four hundred a year, an uncle with a row of houses, and
an aunt with money in the bank--I'm the only nephew--I'm in both their
wills--you are all to me, Oh, that I were all to you--in short--in
fact--in a few words--will you be mine? There!
MISS SKY. _(Recovers herself during his speech and rises.)_ No.
PIN. Oh, good gracious! You don't mean it?
MISS SKY. I do, sir, I have heard of you; you proposed to another lady
last night.
PIN. Oh, so I did.
MISS SKY. You confess it, do you; and, because you were rejected
there, sir, you have summoned all the courage you are capable of to
address me.
PIN. Let me explain.
MISS SKY. Monster, away.
[_PINKEY, terrified, jumps up, runs to the door and calls out._
PIN. Let me out, pray, let me out; I've popped and it's no use. Let me
out.
[_They hold the door fast laughing at PINKEY; BOSS, at length opens
it; PINKEY darts out; MISS SNARE, BOSS, and DAMPER enter._
MISS SNA. (R.) What is the matter, have you refused him?
MISS SKY. (C.) Certainly. As I was coming here I met Miss Macaw, and
it appears that Mr. Pinkey actually proposed to her last night.
DAM. (L.) Proposed to her!
MISS SKY. And she asked me, if I should meet him, to say that she
particularly wishes to see him this evening. Could you have thought
it? _I_ shall not give him any further encouragement. Who next will he
propose to, I wonder?
DAM. Oho! my lady's coquetry is now accounted for. What a sex it is!
the more I associate with it, the more I discover to detest in it.
Miss Skylark, next to Miss Macaw, I dislike you more than any woman I
know. I am going to a party--I am priviledged to take a lady. Will you
accept my arm?
MISS SKY. To the manor-house?
DAM. Yes.
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