Bildungsromans; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Illegitimate children -- Fiction
Dr. Brownjohn was to Michael the personification of majesty,
dominion, ferocity and awe. He was huge of build, with a long
grey beard to which adhered stale morsels of food and the acrid
scent of strong cigars. His face was ploughed and fretted with
indentations volcanic: scoriac torrents flowed from his eyes,
his forehead was seared and cleft with frowning crevasses and
wrinkled with chasms. His ordinary clothes were stained with
soup and rank with tobacco smoke, but over them he wore a full
and swishing gown of silk. When he spoke his voice rumbled in
the titanic deeps of his body, or if he were angry, it burst
forth in an appalling roar that shook the great hall. His
method of approach was enough to frighten anyone, for he would
swing along up the aisle and suddenly plunge into a seat beside
the chosen boy, pushing him along the form with his black bulk.
He would seize the boy’s pen and after scratching
his own head with the end of the holder would follow word by
word the liturgy of εἱ and ἑἁν , tapping the paper between the
lines as he read each sentence, so that at the end of his
examination the page was peppered with dots of ink. Dr.
Brownjohn, although he had a voice like ten bulls, was himself
very deaf and after bellowing in a paralyzing bass he would
always finish a remark with an intoned ‘um?’ of tenor
interrogation to exact assent or answer from his terrified
pupil. When due reverence was absent from Michael’s worship of
εἱ and ἑἁν Dr. Brownjohn would frown at him and roar and
bellow and rumble and thunder and peal his execration and
contempt. Then suddenly his fury would be relieved by this
eruption, and he would affix his initials to the bottom of the
page—S. C. B. standing for Samuel Constantine Brownjohn—after
which endorsement he would pat Michael’s head, rumble an
unintelligible joke and plunge down beside another victim.
One of Michael’s greatest trials was his inability to convince Miss
Carthew how unutterably terrific Dr. Brownjohn really was. She insisted
that Michael exaggerated his appearance and manners, and simply would
not believe the stories Michael told of parents and guardians who had
trembled with fear when confronted by the Old Man. In many ways Michael
found Miss Carthew was very contentious nowadays, and very seldom did
an evening pass without a hot argument between him and her. To be sure,
she used to say it was Michael who had grown contradictory and
self-assertive, but Michael could not see that he had radically altered
since the first moment he saw Miss Carthew, now nearly four years ago.
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