Bildungsromans; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Illegitimate children -- Fiction
Michael’s purgatory in the Special continued for several weeks,
and he grew bored by the monotony of his work that was only
interrupted by the suspense of the Headmaster’s invasions.
Sometimes Dr. Brownjohn would make his dreadful descent early
in the ‘hour,’ and then relieved
from the necessity to work with such ardour, Michael would
gaze up to the raftered roof of the hall and stare at the long
lancet windows filled with the coats of arms in stained glass
of famous bygone Jacobeans. He would wonder whether in those
windows still unfilled a place would one day be found for his
name and whether years and years hence, boys doing Greek
conditional sentences would speculate upon the boyhood of
Charles Michael Saxby Fane. Then Mr. Spivey would break into
his dreams with some rather dismal joke, and Michael would
make blushing amends to εἱ and ἑἁν by writing as quickly as he
could three complete conditional sentences in honour and
praise of the twin gods. Mr. Spivey, the master in charge of
the Special, was mild and good-humoured. No one could fail to
like him, but he was not exhilarating; and Michael was greatly
pleased when one morning Mr. Spivey informed him that he was
to move into the Shell. Michael was glad to dodge the Upper
Third, for he knew that life in the Shell under Mr. Neech
would be an experience.
Chaps had often said to Michael, “Ah, wait till you get into old
Neech’s form.”
“Is he decent?” Michael would enquire.
“Some chaps like him,” the chaps in question would ambiguously reply.
When Mr. Spivey introduced Michael to the Shell, Mr. Neech was sitting
in his chair with his feet on the desk and a bandana handkerchief over
his face, apparently fast asleep. The inmates of the Shell were
sitting, vigorously learning something that seemed to cause them great
hardship; for every face was puzzled and from time to time sighs
floated upon the class-room air.
Mr. Spivey coughed nervously to attract Mr. Neech’s attention,
and when Mr. Neech took no notice, he tapped nervously on the
desk with Mr. Neech’s ruler. Somewhere in the back row of desks
a titter of mirth was faintly audible.
Mr. Neech was presumably aroused with great suddenness by Mr.
Spivey’s tapping and swung his legs off the desk and, sitting
bolt upright in his chair, glared at the intruders.
“Oh, the Headmaster has sent Fane from the Special,” Mr. Spivey
nervously explained.
Mr. Neech threw his eyes up to the ceiling and looked as if Michael’s
arrival were indeed the last straw.
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