And away he strode, blithe and debonair despite the straws in his wig,
leaving her to bite red underlip and frown after him until a clump of
willows hid him from view. Then, coming to the niche in the haystack,
she began to seek in angry haste, wholly unconscious that Sir John
was watching her from his screen of leaves, keen-eyed, and with the
enigmatical smile curling his grim mouth. Thereafter he proceeded with
his toilet at a leisured ease.
So long was he indeed that she came thither impatiently at last, to find
him seated upon grassy bank, his great periwig upon one fist, doing his
best to smooth its rebellious disorder with an ivory pocket-comb of
pitifully inadequate proportions.
“Are ye going to be all day?” she demanded.
“I hope not,” he sighed, tugging at a refractory tangle.
“You’ll never do it that way, fool!” she exclaimed.
“Your pardon, madam,” he answered gravely, “but I shall, if I sit here
till the trump o’ doom——”
“You’re a nice gentleman’s servant!” quoth she scornfully. “You don’t
even know how to use a comb——”
“I have my own method!” he retorted.
Her answer was to snatch the wig, pluck from him the comb and show him
with contemptuous elaboration how it should be done, while Sir John,
leaning back against a convenient tree, watched her with respectful
interest.
“If I had only thought to bring a razor!” he murmured, feeling his
stubbly chin.
“You look mighty ordinary without your wig!” said she, viewing him with
coldly disparaging glance. “Very ordinary ... and insignificant!”
Sir John sighed and shook his head.
“No man is a hero to his valet!” he answered, whereat she tossed wig and
comb at his feet and turned her back on him.
Sir John put on his peruke, settled it with nicest care, stroked the
long, glossy curls, and rose.
“Many thanks!” quoth he. “But for my chin I should feel well-nigh
respectable. And now permit me to return this trifle, which ’tis likely
you have been diligently a-seeking.”
Glancing round, she saw that he was tendering the silver-mounted pistol.
“I found myself lying upon it as I slept,” he explained. “’Tis a pretty
toy, yet deadly enough—at close quarters. ’Twas vastly wise in you to
arm you before trusting yourself to—my honour. I commend your extreme
discretion. It must be a comfort to you to know you can blow my head
off whenever you think necessary, or feel so disposed! Come, take your
pistol, child—take it!” But, seeing she merely frowned, he thrust the
weapon into the pocket of her cloak whether she would or no.
“So there you stand, Rose,” he smiled, “thrice, nay, four times armed—by
your prayers, your little cross, a pistol and ... your innocence! ’Faith,
child, you should be safe enough o’ conscience! Come, then, let us go
seek breakfast.”
And now as they trudged along he talked of birds and the wayside flowers,
of which it seemed he knew much; but finding she only frowned or yawned
as the whim took her, he quickened his pace.
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