“Horses!” answered Sir John and, smiling affably at the angry company,
helped himself to a pinch of snuff. And now the trembling captive,
finding herself thus momentarily forgotten, sprang from the table and
was at Sir John’s elbow all in a moment; but he never so much as glanced
at her, all his interest centred apparently in the flaxen curls of my
Lord Sayle’s wig. “I am here, sir,” he went on, closing and fobbing his
snuff-box, “to inform you that, learning you had engaged the only horses
available, and deeming my own need of ’em the more urgent, I have taken
the liberty of countermanding the animals to my own use.”
At this was a moment’s amazed stillness, then my lord laughed fiercely
and leaned across the table to glare, his nostrils unpleasantly dilated.
“You are assuredly an ignorant fool, sir,” quoth he, “for ’tis certain
you do not—cannot know me!”
“Nor desire to, sir!” murmured Sir John.
“I am Sayle—Lord Sayle! You’ll have heard the name, I fancy?”
“And mine, my lord, is Derwent, and you will never have heard it, I am
sure. But what has all this to do with horses, pray?”
“This, my poor imbecile—and hark’ee, Mr. Derwent, I permit no man, or
woman either for that matter, to thwart my whims, much less an unshaven
young jackanapes like yourself! Therefore—and mark me! Unless you
apologise instantly for your unbelievable impertinence and undertake to
personally see that the horses are put to my chariot within the next ten
minutes, I shall give myself the pleasure of horse-whipping you, here
and now, before your trollop’s pretty face. Come, Mr. Derwent, what d’ye
say?”
Sir John’s answer was characteristically gentle: “I say, my lord, that
your manners are as gross as your person, and your person is infinitely
offensive from any and every point o’ view!”
Here ensued a moment of stupefied silence, a stillness wherein none
moved for a space; suddenly my lord’s chair went over with a crash, his
clenched fists smote the air. “Lock the door, Amberley, lock the door,”
he commanded in choking voice, “and give me a whip, somebody!”
“A whip?” repeated Sir John, faintly surprised. “Nay, sir, you have a
sword, sure? And rumour says you can use it. Come, pray let us try what
you can do, though first we will ask the child here to be good enough to
leave us awhile——”
“Ha, leave us, is it?” snarled my lord. “Damme, no; I say the handsome
baggage shall stay to see you squirm! The table, gentlemen ... give me
room!”
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