SUMNER. O hold, hold, good master serving-man! I will eat it. HARPOOLE. Be champing, be chawing, sir; or I’ll chaw you, you rogue! the purest of the honey! Tough wax is the purest of the honey. SUMNER. O Lord, sir! oh! oh! [He eats.] HARPOOLE. Feed, feed! wholesome, rogue, wholesome! Cannot you, like an honest Sumner, walk with the devil your brother, to fetch in your Bailiffs’ rents, but you must come to a noble man’s house with process? Sblood! if thy seal were as broad as the lead that covers Rochester church, thou shouldst eat it. SUMNER. O, I am almost choked! I am almost choked! HARPOOLE. Who’s within there? will you shame my Lord? is there no beer in the house? Butler! I say. [Enter Butler.] BUTLER. Here, here. HARPOOLE. Give him Beer. [He drinks.] There; tough old sheepskin’s bare, dry meat. SUMNER. O sir, let me go no further; I’ll eat my word. HARPOOLE. Yea, marry, sit! so I mean: you shall eat more than your own word, for I’ll make you eat all the words in the process. Why, you drab monger, cannot the secrets of all the wenches in a shire serve your turn, but you must come hither with a citation? with a pox! I’ll cite you. [He has then done.] A cup of sack for the Sumner. BUTLER. Here, sir, here. HARPOOLE. Here, slave, I drink to thee. SUMNER. I thank you, sir. HARPOOLE. Now if thou findst thy stomach well—because thou shalt see my Lord keep’s meat in’s house—if thou wilt go in, thou shalt have a piece of beef to the break fast. SUMNER. No, I am very well, good Master serving-man, I thank you; very well sir. HARPOOLE. I am glad on’t. Then be walking towards Rochester to keep your stomach warm; and Sumner, if I may know you disturb a good wench within this Diocese; if I do not make thee eat her petticoat, if there were four yards of Kentish cloth in’t, I am a villain. SUMNER. God be with you, Master serving-man. [Exit.] HARPOOLE. Farewell, Sumner. [Enter Constable.] CONSTABLE. God save you Master Harpoole. HARPOOLE. Welcome, Constable, welcome, Constable; what news with thee? CONSTABLE. And’t please you, Master Harpoole, I am to make hue and cry, for a fellow with one eye that has robbed two Clothiers, and am to crave your hindrance, for to search all suspected places; and they say there was a woman in the company. HARPOOLE. Hast thou been at the Alehouse? hast thou sought there? CONSTABLE. I durst not search, sir, in my Lord Cobham’s liberty, except I had some of his servants, which are for my warrant. HARPOOLE. An honest Constable! an honest Constable! Call forth him that keeps the Alehouse here. CONSTABLE. Ho! who’s within there? [Enter Ale-man.] ALE MAN. Who calls there? come near a God’s name! Oh, is’t you, Master Constable and Master Harpoole? you are welcome with all my heart. What make you here so early this morning? HARPOOLE. Sirra, what strangers do you lodge? there is a robbery done this morning, and we are to search for all suspected persons.