SIR THOMAS MORE An anonymous play of the sixteen century ascribed in part to William Shakespeare. First printed in 1844 and here re-edited from the Harleian MS. 7368 in the British Museum. DRAMATIS PERSONAE. Earl of SHREWSBURY. Earl of SURREY. Sir THOMAS PALMER. Sir ROGER CHOMLEY. Sir THOMAS MORE. Lord Mayor. Aldermen. SURESBY, a Justice. Other Justices. Sheriffs. Recorder. Sergeant at Arms. Clerk of the Council. ERASMUS. Bishop of Rochester. ROPER, son-in-law to MORE. JOHN LINCOLN, a broker. GEORGE BETTS. His brother (the ‘Clown’). WILLIAMSON, a carpenter. SHERWIN, a goldsmith. FRANCIS DE BARDE, Lombard. CAVELER, Lombard. LIFTER, a cut-purse. SMART, plaintiff against him. HARRY, ROBIN, KIT, and others, Prentices. MORRIS. FAULKNER, his servant. Players. GOUGH. CATESBY. RANDALL. Butler. Brewer. Porter. Horsekeeper. CROFTS. DOWNES. Lieutenant of the Tower. Warders of the Tower. Gentleman Porter of the Tower. Hangman. Lords, Gentlemen, Officers, Messengers, Guard, Attendants. Lady MORE. Lady Mayoress. Mistress ROPER, daughter to MORE. Another daughter to MORE. DOLL, wife to WILLIAMSON. A Poor Woman. Ladies. ACT I. SCENE I. London. A Street. [Enter, at one end, John Lincoln, with the two Bettses together; at the other end, enters Francis de Barde and Doll a lusty woman, he haling her by the arm.] DOLL. Whether wilt thou hale me? BARDE. Whether I please; thou art my prize, and I plead purchase of thee. DOLL. Purchase of me! away, ye rascal! I am an honest plain carpenters wife, and though I have no beauty to like a husband, yet whatsoever is mine scorns to stoop to a stranger: hand off, then, when I bid thee! BARDE. Go with me quietly, or I’ll compel thee. DOLL. Compel me, ye dog’s face! thou thinkst thou hast the goldsmith’s wife in hand, whom thou enticedst from her husband with all his plate, and when thou turndst her home to him again, madst him, like an ass, pay for his wife’s board. BARDE. So will I make thy husband too, if please me. [Enter Caveler with a pair of doves; Williamson the carpenter, and Sherwin following him.] DOLL. Here he comes himself; tell him so, if thou darst. CAVELER. Follow me no further; I say thou shalt not have them. WILLIAMSON. I bought them in Cheapside, and paid my money for them. SHERWIN. He did, sir, indeed; and you offer him wrong, both to take them from him, and not restore him his money neither. CAVELER. If he paid for them, let it suffice that I possess them: beefs and brews may serve such hinds; are pigeons meat for a coarse carpenter? LINCOLN. It is hard when Englishmen’s patience must be thus jetted on by strangers, and they not dare to revenge their own wrongs. GEORGE. Lincoln, let’s beat them down, and bear no more of these abuses. LINCOLN. We may not, Betts: be patient, and hear more. DOLL. How now, husband! what, one stranger take they food from thee, and another thy wife! by our Lady, flesh and blood, I think, can hardly brook that.