Sister Gertrude: A Tale of the West RidingSykes, D. F. E.
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Sister Gertrude: A Tale of the West Riding
Sykes, D. F. E.
Autobiographical fiction; West Riding of Yorkshire (England) -- Fiction
“Believe in anything or anybody? Rather. Not many bodies, but a good
many things. I believe in Sam Storth. I’ve a very great respect for
him too, and mean to do him well. I believe in a good dinner, and if
somebody else is fool enough to pay for it, that won’t spoil my
appetite, you bet. I believe in good wine, and it won’t break my heart
if it comes out of your or any other fellow’s cellar, and if I can’t
get good wine at your expense, I’ll be thankful for good beer at my
own. There’s a very good tap of it at the Royal, let me tell you. And
I believe in good clothes, and I’d rather drive than walk. Third-class
riding’s better than first-class walking, let me tell you. And I like
a good play, not Shakespeare, you know, nor anything classic, but
something you can take easy, with plenty of leg in it, don’t you know!
And I like a pretty girl, too, but not enough to chuck myself away on
one, and I like a coin or two in an old stocking, for I’ve an eye for
a rainy day, and don’t mean to be out in the wet when it comes. There,
that’s about my _credo_, Beaumont, and if I can only get a fair share
of what I want, there isn’t a heartier singer of the doxology in
church than yours truly.”
“You’re a Sybarite, Sam, a frankly brutal sensualist. Well, I give
you credit for making no pretences. You aren’t a hypocrite anyway.”
“It isn’t worth while with you, Beaumont. There’s nothing to be
got out of you by make-believe. But I can pull a long face and snivel
and turn up the whites of my eyes and groan on occasion. It’s in the
family, you know. But I’m not paid for doing it. My uncle is. That’s
all the difference. But here we are at the club. Don’t think I’ll go
in just yet. I’ll do a half-time at the theatre. So long.”
Beaumont entered the reading-room of the club. There was no library in
this feeble imitation of a London club. He took up the current number of
the “Nineteenth Century Review.” He had to cut its leaves. The
members of the club, manufacturers, merchants, and the larger
shopkeepers preferred to have their monthlies boiled down for them by
Mr. Stead in the “Review of Reviews.” But Edward could not
concentrate his mind on the weighty problems discussed by the sages of
the century. His thoughts wandered to the scene in the Market Place.
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