American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“This house,” continued Mrs. Kinsolving, “was built upon the site of an
old one used by the family during the Revolution. There wouldn’t be
anything strange in its having a ghost. And there was a Captain
Kinsolving who fought in General Greene’s army, though we’ve never been
able to secure any papers to vouch for it. If there is to be a family
ghost, why couldn’t it have been his, instead of a bricklayer’s?”
“The ghost of a Revolutionary ancestor wouldn’t be a bad idea,” agreed
Mrs. Bellmore; “but you know how arbitrary and inconsiderate ghosts can
be. Maybe, like love, they are ‘engendered in the eye.’ One advantage
of those who see ghosts is that their stories can’t be disproved. By a
spiteful eye, a Revolutionary knapsack might easily be construed to be
a hod. Dear Mrs. Kinsolving, think no more of it. I am sure it was a
knapsack.”
“But she told everybody!” mourned Mrs. Kinsolving, inconsolable. “She
insisted upon the details. There is the pipe. And how are you going to
get out of the overalls?”
“Shan’t get into them,” said Mrs. Bellmore, with a prettily suppressed
yawn; “too stiff and wrinkly. Is that you, Felice? Prepare my bath,
please. Do you dine at seven at Clifftop, Mrs. Kinsolving? So kind of
you to run in for a chat before dinner! I love those little touches of
informality with a guest. They give such a home flavour to a visit. So
sorry; I must be dressing. I am so indolent I always postpone it until
the last moment.”
Mrs. Fischer-Suympkins had been the first large plum that the
Kinsolvings had drawn from the social pie. For a long time, the pie
itself had been out of reach on a top shelf. But the purse and the
pursuit had at last lowered it. Mrs. Fischer-Suympkins was the
heliograph of the smart society parading corps. The glitter of her wit
and actions passed along the line, transmitting whatever was latest and
most daring in the game of peep-show. Formerly, her fame and leadership
had been secure enough not to need the support of such artifices as
handing around live frogs for favours at a cotillon. But, now, these
things were necessary to the holding of her throne. Beside, middle age
had come to preside, incongruous, at her capers. The sensational papers
had cut her space from a page to two columns. Her wit developed a
sting; her manners became more rough and inconsiderate, as if she felt
the royal necessity of establishing her autocracy by scorning the
conventionalities that bound lesser potentates.
To some pressure at the command of the Kinsolvings, she had yielded so
far as to honour their house by her presence, for an evening and night.
She had her revenge upon her hostess by relating, with grim enjoyment
and sarcastic humour, her story of the vision carrying the hod. To that
lady, in raptures at having penetrated thus far toward the coveted
inner circle, the result came as a crushing disappointment. Everybody
either sympathized or laughed, and there was little to choose between
the two modes of expression.
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