American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“I suppose I ought to be ashamed to confess,” said Mrs. Bellmore, who
was now enjoying her breakfast, “that I wasn’t very much disturbed. I
presume it would have been the customary thing to scream and faint, and
have all of you running about in picturesque costumes. But, after the
first alarm was over, I really couldn’t work myself up to a panic. The
ghost retired from the stage quietly and peacefully, after doing its
little turn, and I went to sleep again.”
Nearly all listened, politely accepted Mrs. Bellmore’s story as a
made-up affair, charitably offered as an offset to the unkind vision
seen by Mrs. Fischer-Suympkins. But one or two present perceived that
her assertions bore the genuine stamp of her own convictions. Truth and
candour seemed to attend upon every word. Even a scoffer at ghosts—if
he were very observant—would have been forced to admit that she had, at
least in a very vivid dream, been honestly aware of the weird visitor.’
Soon Mrs. Bellmore’s maid was packing. In two hours the auto would come
to convey her to the station. As Terence was strolling upon the east
piazza, Mrs. Bellmore came up to him, with a confidential sparkle in
her eye.
“I didn’t wish to tell the others all of it,” she said, “but I will
tell you. In a way, I think you should be held responsible. Can you
guess in what manner that ghost awakened me last night?”
“Rattled chains,” suggested Terence, after some thought, “or groaned?
They usually do one or the other.”
“Do you happen to know,” continued Mrs. Bellmore, with sudden
irrelevancy, “if I resemble any one of the female relatives of your
restless ancestor, Captain Kinsolving?”
“Don’t think so,” said Terence, with an extremely puzzled air. “Never
heard of any of them being noted beauties.”
“Then, why,” said Mrs. Bellmore, looking the young man gravely in the
eye, “should that ghost have kissed me, as I’m sure it did?”
“Heavens!” exclaimed Terence, in wide-eyed amazement; “you don’t mean
that, Mrs. Bellmore! Did he actually kiss you?”
“I said _it_,” corrected Mrs. Bellmore. “I hope the impersonal pronoun
is correctly used.”
“But why did you say I was responsible?”
“Because you are the only living male relative of the ghost.”
“I see. ‘Unto the third and fourth generation.’ But, seriously, did
he—did it—how do you—?”
“Know? How does any one know? I was asleep, and that is what awakened
me, I’m almost certain.”
“Almost?”
“Well, I awoke just as—oh, can’t you understand what I mean? When
anything arouses you suddenly, you are not positive whether you
dreamed, or—and yet you know that— Dear me, Terence, must I dissect the
most elementary sensations in order to accommodate your extremely
practical intelligence?”
“But, about kissing ghosts, you know,” said Terence, humbly, “I require
the most primary instruction. I never kissed a ghost. Is it—is it—?”
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