London (England) -- Social conditions -- Fiction; Physicians -- Fiction; Poor -- Fiction
He pocketed the empty bottle with a little shiver of contentment. The
woman shivered also, and plucked at an imaginary shawl. "Now then, boy,"
she cried, with sudden cheerfulness; "wake up, you ain’t ’arf a eater.
Why don’t ye punch into that other ’am bone."
"So I shall," responded Boy, with a full mouth, "when I done this."
"Righto, dearie," said the woman quietly, with a sideways look at the
ham bone and another little shiver. Then she drew closer to her
companion and looked at him silently, with pity in her awful eyes.
"It’s a funny thing about you," she said at last; "you to be on the
rocks at your age—a boy like you!"
"I’m rather independent in me nature," explained the "Boy." "I’ve stood
fur me rights and suffered by it. ’Ad some good jobs in me time. ’Ad
some money too. I was a bit lucky over cards. Retired for a year an’
done it in. Ain’t ’ad no luck since."
"Funny, ain’t it," said the woman, still with that strange softness in
her shameful eyes. "Funny, ain’t it," she repeated: "a boy like you."
"Not so much o’ yere ’Boy,’" protested Strephon; "I’m twenty-four."
"Ha!" cried the woman, crouching closer, "what price yere ’umble then?
_I’m_ turned forty-four."
Strephon looked lazily at her, munching his ham bone steadily. She made
a queer figure, strange to see beside that world-old monument, with her
swollen, bloodless face, and button nose, and greedy eyes, and ravelled,
rusty hair, the colour of an old dog-fox’s pelt. And that which was
upon her head, a time-worn sailor-hat, set at a ridiculous angle,
increased the queerness of her. "What price yere ’umble?" she cried
again, with a shrill little creak of laughter; "turned forty-four, I
am."
"Yus," said Strephon simply, "and you look it!"
He continued to munch at his ham bone, and she continued to leer at him,
showing neither anger nor surprise. But the flat smile on her face grew
gradually flatter, and again she shivered, plucking at the shawl which
was not there.
Suddenly the man looked up from his ham bone and spoke to her. "’Ow
much did ’e give you for it?" said he.
The woman uttered a sequence of scalding oaths.
"The stingy swine," cried she, "’e give me a tanner; that’s what ’e give
me—a lousy tanner. See if I don’t jolly well pop back there and ’ave a
shawl’s worf out of ’is stinkin’ till—the stingy Jew."
"What!" said the man, evincing a sort of interest. "Are you in that
line, then? Tills and ceterer?"
"I’m in any blessed line, I am," said the woman, "s’ long as there’s the
price of a fag in it. Never ’eard o’ Nottingham Kate, I suppose?
That’s me. I was well known in me time. ’Twas I what done that
drugging affair at Weedon, when we put them orficers through it. They
made a lot of that job at the time. I done five year for that."
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